Did you hear that Lady Gaga has an Irish-Japanese stepsister?

Her name is Rady O'Gaga.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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Best way to annoy Lady Gaga?

Poke her face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckinWimp87
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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How do you make Lady Gaga cry?

Poker face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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What's the best way to check the quality of Lady Gaga's botox?

Poke 'er face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hasdog_willtravel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What nationality is Lady GaGa?

Ro-man Ro-o-man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OverlordKimchi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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How do you wake Lady Gaga up?

You po-po-po-poke her face!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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How do you wake Lady Gaga up?

Pa pa pa poke her face pa pa poke her face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leapbaby1984
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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I saw that Lady Gaga was about to faint and rushed to her help.

She said, "I need a strong cool breeze on my face."

I said, "I'm sorry but I can't help you. I'm just not a big fan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thkoog
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Why does Lady Gaga always have concerts?

She lives for the applause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendeng27bb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Hear about the Lady Gaga impersonator getting arrested for assault?

She was doing Poke-her Face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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Did you hear about the sheep that looks like Lady Gaga?

It was shorn this way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllanCD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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How does Lady Gaga like her steak?

Raw Raw, raw raw raw raw....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justin_hash
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poker Face.

(This one was told to me by one of my kids at summer camp).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rage-o-rama
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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How does Lady GaGa show gratitude to her Italian father?

Papa, Papa Grazie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caleb012
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You gotta poke her face. Po-po-po-pokerface.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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How do you wake up lady Gaga?

P p p p poker face!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrRoXo777
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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Lady gaga has type 1 diabetes

When asked by my kid's friend what the difference between type 1 and 2 diabetes is, I said, "Type 2 diabetes is developed later in life. Type one is like Lady Gaga."

a reply of blank stare for a moment, then he said, "Lady Gaga is diabetic?"

My reply: "No. for type one diabetes, you are born this way"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2014
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What kind of animals does lady gaga have living in her house?

j-j-j-j-just ants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganders81
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2017
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Lady Gaga was recently hospitalized in Colorado with altitude sickness

"I guess she was too high." - Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krunkyjunk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2014
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How do wake Lady Gaga?

Poker face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rainreset
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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How do you wake up lady gaga?

Poker face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conviction666
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Poker Face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajmansell
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poker Face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unspared
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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How do you make Lady Gaga cry?

Poke her face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emmyface23
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga

Poker Face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonkeyMan236
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You P-P-P-P-Poke her face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TransposingJons
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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How do you wake up lady gaga?

P-p-p-p-p-poker face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JovanYT_
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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You know how to wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You pa-pa-pa poker face!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolesawPolska
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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Lady gaga

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You "Poker Face"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolesawPolska
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2017
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Pa-pa-pa pa-pa-pa-pa pa-poke her face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fancynerd49
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2016
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How do you make Lady Gaga cry?

Poke her face

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