Next level stuff right here
Towards the end of WW2 the Americans decided to try out an advanced, decisive strategy for war ..
Studying advanced maths is a bit like camping...
Apologies in advance for the worst joke you're going to hear for a while. Why are millenials more susceptible to osteoporosis?
Because so many of them are degenerative hipsters.
This one’s on a whole new level
My wife has been taking a course in advanced electrics and it's taken over her life. Everything she says these days concerns resistors, transformers, circuitry, voltage, ampage etc. All fucking day long, I've tried explaining to her it's driving a wedge between us, but she won't listen to reason.
She just buries her head in the sand like an off switch.
Maybe a repost, apologies in advance, but man this is surely a first class pun!
Because I always take my shit to the next level
Your grandparents are planning their funeral arrangements in advance. Grandma wants to be transported in a horse and carriage grandpa wants a Ferrari.
Setting up to be a real race to the finish but I think Grandpa is winning this one.
At work I reduce the spice level in food.
We have a decent sized backyard and I wanted the kids to experience hide and seek at a new level. I hired a carpenter and puzzle author to set up some walls and let me tell you, what they did...
Who's the most technologically advanced rodent?
He can cast at a 4th grade level
Why was the rhinos testosterone level so high?
Do you know what’s wrong on so many levels?
Having sex on an elevator.
Falling in love is dangerous.
A comprehensive guide to take your Dad joke to the next level...
It is that level of cringe when you have to laugh
I asked a librarian if they had any books on 'Different noise levels'.
The librarian said "Sure!! What volume would you like?"
Walking around the mall with my daughter and we decided to go down a level. She expressed disappointment the elevator was broken,
I told her, " The escalator is just like an elevator but with extra steps."
The waitress at our table tonight asked if we wanted kid's menus.
My wife said yes. I said we're happy with the kids we have, thank you. I then realized I could FEEL the desire to harmlessly embarrass my children in front of other people. It's happening!
I failed basic geometry because I just couldn't comprehend a vertical axis.
I just thought of this today as I was driving... I’m sorry in advance 😂 I saw this sign the other day, and it had rounded edges
It was kinda pointless...
Training for dad level jokes.
My wife is pregnant with our first child so I'm stepping up my joke game to reach dad level.
Mother's day was not so long ago, and since she isn't a mother yet but only a future mother, I didn't get her flowers I only got her seeds, which are future flowers.
At least I found it hilarious and so did she. Hope you guys enjoy this!
My girlfriend left me while I was crying in the bathroom with constipation. She told me that I was so full of it.
It was the hardest dump I ever took
You really shouldn't be intimidated by advanced math…
Son: Holy shit, I finally conquered my fear of ghosts
Just taught my 6yr old calculus and advanced physics. Amazing what kids can learn.
Which happens to be jack shit.
There was this really advanced and expensive cologne that came out last week.
Why are elevator jokes so classic and funny?
They work on so many levels.
I've been planning meals in advance a lot lately..
..and it has given me food forethought.
My wife left me because I'm insecure.
Oh, no, wait, she's back. She just went for groceries.
Me: Doc, I can't stop swallowing swords, spitting fire, and swinging from a trapeze...
Doc: I can't help you, sounds like you need advanced sideshowtherapy.
Sure elevators can be uplifting
But sometimes they just get me down 😔
Why are goats considered an advanced species?
They're always living on the bleating edge.
What do you call two humans that share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
Reference, for those of you that did not pay attention during secondary-level biology class - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primate
What’s the scent of the most advanced deodorant technology?
Move over BLM, make way for DLM.
Towards the end of WW2 the Americans decided to try out an advanced, decisive strategy for war
Do you know the best thing about Elevator jokes?
They work on so many levels
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