I thought I saw Michael J Fox at my local garden centre.

I'm not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Why doesn’t magneto wear purple anymore ?

Because the β€œDays of Fuchsia Passed”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish-Emotional
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Why did Magneto stop wearing his purple suit?

Because the days of fuchsia past

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
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I knew a time travelling botanist

He kept going back to the fuchsia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mantissa7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I think I have just seen Michael J Fox in a flower shop.

I still can't be sure if it was him though.

He had his back to the Fuchsias.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewargingned
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Color Pun Riddles

Q: What do you do if a piece of purple fruit gets stuck in the drain and clogs it?

A: Call the plumber.


Q: What do you do if you live in a purple house and the lights go out?

A: Go to the fuchsia box.


Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?

A: Make them do limeout.


Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?

A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.


(I've posted these on various places on the web outside of Reddit over the years under various screen names.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
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Saw Michael J. Fox the other day, in a garden center of all places. Didn't recognise him straight away though

he had his back to the fuchsias.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMBiSH
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2017
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Why doesn't Magneto wear purple anymore?

Because the days of fuchsia passed.

(Not mine. Credit to this guy on Twitter)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlasticSoul1297
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2014
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I thought I saw Marty McFly at the garden center yesterday...

I'm not sure, but he had his back to the fuchsias.

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