My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes

Today’s gonna be a grape day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mememidas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Dadjoked a friend while opening fruit snacks

I was at my friend's house, opening this bag of Welch's Fruit Snacks.

Me: "Man, this thing is impossible to open. I need some scissors."

Him: "Just use your teeth! They're nature's scissors."

Me: "Yeah, but they just don't quite cut it."

We both realized what I said about 2 seconds later and started laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiarVonCakely
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2014
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