A cheese factory had exploded in France
There was nothing left but de Brie.
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︎ May 07 2021
When I was in France I tried to climb a huge tower
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︎ May 06 2021
The first french fry wasnβt cooked in France...
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︎ May 03 2021
It might interest you to know that French Fries have never even been made in France.
They've only ever been made in Greece.
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︎ May 13 2021
Contrary to popular belief, the first french fry wasn't cooked in France.
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︎ May 09 2021
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
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︎ May 16 2021
What is 2 eggs in France?
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︎ Mar 24 2021
What do you call it when america colonizes France?
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︎ Apr 14 2021
French fries werenβt originally cooked in France π«π·
They were cooked in grease
βWell oil be dammedβ
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︎ Apr 08 2021
I couldn't make it to the top of that huge tower in France....
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︎ Apr 07 2021
I heard that France's Navy is a nice place.
They have a lot of FrenchShips.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
When visiting France, one has to go to the structure that allows sufficient observation to discover more than enough to be satisfied.
Oui, a visit to the Eyeful Tower is always recommended when vacationing in France.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
In the Seine-et-Marne region of France you can bail yourself out of prison using cheese
It's called playing the 'Get out of jail Brie card'
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︎ Jan 31 2021
The other day I bought some new pants from France, but when I out them in they kept falling off.
Turns out, they were made in Toulouse.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Trump spotted in France wearing a trashy outfit
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Does France ban any activities for its universal healthcare?
I can't imagine the Pierre pressure it would cause...
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
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︎ Nov 18 2020
In France, They donβt say βI love youβ
Because they donβt speak english there.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to france from america?
Son, we are now Europeants!
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Dad: Son, did you know that if you, as an American, go into a bathroom in France you are no longer an American? Son: No, I didnβt. What would I be?
Dad: Youβre a peeinβ.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized...
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︎ Oct 02 2020
I guess Iβm going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Which city in France is the nicest?
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︎ Sep 26 2020
I tried to climb a really tall tower in France...
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︎ Apr 30 2021
A cheese factory exploded in France.
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︎ May 13 2021
I tried to climb a really tall tower in France
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︎ May 01 2021
On the news there was a report of a cheese factory exploding in France.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Did you know the first French Fries weren't cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece
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︎ Feb 09 2021
I tried to climb a tall tower in France...
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︎ May 08 2021
A cheese factory exploded in France.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Did you know that the first french fries werenβt cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
A cheese factory in France exploded
There is de Brie everywhere
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Did you know French Fries weren't cooked in France?
They were cooked in grease!
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︎ Mar 21 2021
A cheese factory exploded in France
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Did you know that the first French Fries werenβt cooked in France or America?
They were cooked in Greece.
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︎ May 15 2020
French fries arenβt cooked in France
Theyβre cooked in greece
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Did you know that the first ever French Fry wasnβt cooked in France?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Did you know french fries arenβt originally from France?
They were first cooked in Greece.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
A cheese factory exploded in France.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?
There's De Brie everywhere
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︎ Aug 08 2020
The first French fries weren't cooked in France
They were cooked in grease
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︎ Sep 08 2020
The first French Fries weren't actually cooked in France
They were cooked in Greece
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︎ May 26 2020
A cheese factory exploded in France
There was De Brie everywhere
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Did you know the first French Fries werenβt cooked in France?
They were actually cooked in Greece
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