TIL: Humans are born with four kidneys
When they grow up, two of them becomes adult knees
What has four letters?
That’s all. I was just letting you know.
What four elements are you not allowed to bring to your job?
Nitrogen, sulfur, Fluorine, and tungsten, cause they are NSFW.
What do you call a fish with four eyes?
The twelve days of Jokemas, day four
Want to hear a chimney joke?
I got stacks of them, first one's on the house
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.
Now she's a small medium at large.
One bucket, two bucketth, three bucketth, four bucketth...
Sorry, it’s my bucket lisp
I saw a drunk dude riding in a boat on the chests of four women with average bust size, one of whom had a single mastectomy.
He was sailing on the seven C’s
Who was the only celebrity with four body parts in his name?
Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
Four men waiting in the hospital
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”
My four year old has been learning Spanish and still can’t say the word please.
Which I think is poor for four.
There once was a record store. The owner was seventy-four. One day he fell ill then wrote in his will , “bury me with records galore”
It was his vinyl resting place
I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet...
I thought, “Well he's pushing his luck!”
I have four problems in life:
Counting, remembering and counting.
What did Daryl say to Greg when four regular folks descend from a UFO?
I never expected to see pair a normal beings when I started studying alien aircraft, you follow, G?
What did the two-by-four say to the cement?
"I'm board!"
The cement responded, saying "that joke leaves me mortar-fied."
My four-year-old son just asked me for a peanut butter and farts sandwich...
AKA "a peanut butter and smelly."
How did they fund four weddings and a funeral?
My daughter got two-by-four plank ear adornments.
Is this a new trend, girls getting studs in their ears?
I spent four months working out and still haven't got any abs...
If one person being sleepy is called tired, what would four people make?
My four year old: Daddy, what is Alexa scared of?
Me: She's just a robot, I don't think she ever feels fear.
My son: She's scared of getting Alexa-cuted.
Favorite number? Four. Why?
I never metaphor I didn't like.
What has four wheels and flies?
What’s big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls on you out of a tree?
There are three guys on a boat, and they have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with – what do they do?
They throw one cigarette overboard, and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
I was playing uno with rick astley,i had a wild draw four,so i said
uno the rules,its time to die
Everyone should know that cows have four stomach compartments.
It's ruminantary knowledge!
If two's company & three's a crowd, what are four & five?
Do you know the four keys to success?
I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light hearted.
But the fifth one— dead Sirius.
I built my chicken coop with four doors.
I guess now it's a chicken sedan.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
What has four letters, occasionally has twelve letters, always has six letters, but never has five letters.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
If A is for "Apple", B is for "Banana", then what is C four?
Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?
What rock group has four guys who don’t sing?
Today I saw a man pushing a wheelbarrow full of four leaf clovers,rabbits feet and horseshoes.
He was really pushing his luck
Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?
What has four wheels and flies?
What rock group has four people that don’t sing?
I found the first four Harry Potter books to be quite light hearted.
The fifth one was dead sirius.
Why can’t a chicken coop have four doors?
Because it would be a chicken sedan
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