My grandad used to say "If it wasn't for me, you'd all be speaking German right now" Lovely man, terribly bad foreign language teacher.

No idea why the school hired him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I really need to stop inserting words from foreign languages with my friends.

Saw a girl, at the bar, told my friend "she's a nein." He told me to head to the eye doctor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geebsnstuff
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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I guess dad jokes are universal, just got dad joked by my foreign language penpal

I have a penpal from Spain I talk to a lot. Today we were chatting on Google Chat in English, and the topic of whether or not sea lions were dangerous came up.

Me: okay google says "sea lion saves man" has 976,000 results

Her: that man has sinked so many times

Edit: Bonus, she continued laughing at her own joke.

Her: hahahahaha

Her: i cant stop laughing

Her: it was so bad joke

Her: hahaha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/digbybare
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2014
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Dog 1 - Woof Woof. Dog 2 - Woof Woof. Dog 3 - Moo Moo.

Dog 2 - What in the world is Moo Moo? Dog 3 - I'm learning a foreign language!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Genius_Psycho
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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1st cow: mooooo. 2nd cow: baaaaaa

1st cow: What do you mean, baaaaa? Don't you mean moooo?

2nd cow: I'm learning a foreign language.

(Once read that in some joke book)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Went to a Dub night.

Bit weird, to be honest. Everyone was talking in foreign languages and their lips didn't match what their voices were saying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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There are two sheep. Baaaaaah said the first sheep. Mooooo said the second.

Moo? says the first. Yes, says the second. i've been studying foreign language.

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So my friend and I've been watching two elderly men playing chess in the park

But the two elderly men were speaking a foreign language.

After a few minutes of silently watching them, my friend finally asks me: "Is that Russian?"

"No," I replied, "it's Czech, Mate."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adriator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Why did the chicken say, β€œMeow, oink, bow-wow, moo”?

He was studying foreign languages.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devilmonkey6
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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An American man and his son went to Finland.

When they arrived, a cab driver greeted them at the airport. "What should we do on our first day here," the father asked his son, excitedly. The driver interjected, "Well, if you're not natives, I'd suggest the roller coaster that teaches your or language." Confused, the father and son look at one another then back at their guide. "Trust me," he told them, "It's guaranteed or your money back." Having no plans and now both understandably intrigued, the pair agreed. When they arrived at the roller coaster, they were amazed to behold the giant steel skeleton of the most intricate ride they'd ever seen. It had loops, helixes, corkscrews and drops more terrifying than anything they'd ridden back home. The son quickly rescinded his consent and turned you guys father. "There's no way I'm getting on that thing. You go first," he said, "Then you can tell me if it's worth it." Not wanting to seem a coward, the father accepted. Stepping into the first car, he seated himself. As the attendant approached to check his shoulder restraint, her couldn't help but ask, "So how exactly am I supposed to learn an entire language from a roller coaster?" The attendant smiled and replied simply, "You'll see." Anticipation turned to unease as the cars lurched upward towards the first drop. The seconds felt like hours as the car climbed higher and higher, clicking steadily while the chain pulled it skyward. As the nose of the car tipped downward and he could see the enormous drop below, his inner fear turned verbal. Without thinking he screamed, "minΓ€ kuolen!" As he rounded the first turn and into an inverted twist, he debut another exclamation well inside and burst forth. "naida!" He screamed as the ride continued. A few minutes and many foreign-tongued exclamations later, he found himself back at the station trying to catch his breath with the smiling attendant removing his restraints. His ran up to his son and declared, "It really works! I'm not sure how, but it really works!" "How was it?" the son asked unimpressed. "It was a wild ride from start to Finnish." "The son smiled weakly. "Yeah , the cabbie stole our luggage."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanMan0711
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2017
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A 16 year old's dadjoke

Please forgive me but I just found this subreddit and after seeing another post it reminded me.

When I was in high school I took American Sign Language as my foreign language. Taught my sister the alphabet and for about two months she refused to speak, only used the ASL alphabet. AFTER getting a little tired of it one day I put my hand over my eyes and screamed "I can't hear you!"

We may have both cracked up for about 10 minutes because this was not an intentional joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaylaDee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2014
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