I lost my dolphin.

I no longer have a porpoise in life.

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👤︎ u/orcamarine
📅︎ Apr 19 2021
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The chicken who?

My daughter just text'd me this:

Smart Ass "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Gullible Loser "Why?"

SA "To get to the idiot's house."

GL "heh, that was horrible".

Fast forward 5 minutes

SA "Knock Knock"

GL "Who's there"

SA "The chicken"

GL "The chicken who....wait, I see what's coming".

She is so getting flogged when I get home!

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👤︎ u/igloofu
📅︎ Apr 28 2016
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