Spotted two old women wearing American Flag fleece jackets.

Told my boss that we were lucky to be in the presence of not one, but two versions of Old Gloria.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oxfordsandtea
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2016
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A man burst into a ski resort in Vale, Colorado.

He shouted into the room, "Everywhere I go, there's a black bird that sticks to me. He sticks to my fleece jacket, my wool hat, even my velvet gloves!"

The concierge shakes his head and says, "Oh, that's just the Vale crow."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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