Fishing is the reel deal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jkcru
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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What do you call a man with a fishing reel on his head? Rod
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theph03n1x
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2014
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My friend and I went fishing. He cast out first and got a bite. So he reeled in a trumpet. Then he cast out in a different area, got a bite and reeled in a clarinet.

After he cast out the third time, I said "maybe you'll reel in a bass soon!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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What's it called when you're reeling in a fish you've just caught, and another one comes along and eats it?

Finterference

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πŸ‘€︎ u/feathersoft
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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What do you call a good fisherman

Master-baiter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dhanikshetty
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I once caught a fish with a hundred dollar bill in its mouth.

I know this story may sound a little fishy, some of you may even consider it a whale of a tale, but if you take it in tide I’m sure you’ll sea the porpoise isn’t me just beingkoi or * squidding* around or fishing for attention; it was shrimply an act of cod that I’m hooked on sharing with others. If it reely makes anyone crabby or puts me on thin ice, just let minnow and I’ll gladly clam up. I’d hate to see this sub flounder or take a dive because of my own shellfish ambitions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MC_Minnow
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Something catchy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dustingooding
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Dad joked by my boss.

Me: Shit just got real (we were throwing a ball of paper back and forth, and I he hit me in the face with it) Boss: You want real? I'll show you real! (Boss walks to grab something, returns with a fishing reel) Boss: This is reel!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2014
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A Fishy Tale.

Salmon once told me that if you can carry a tuna you can be a star - fish aside, it's best not to have a weight and sea approach. Start to give a carp about your jib, carefullly line up your ducks in a roe and when the opportunity comes you'll be reeling! Always remember to never do anything just for the Halibut!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turddicken
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2015
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My brother foolishly challenged me to a pun battle.

The theme was fish/ocean related things. We passed around the usual "reel-y" and "shore you will" jokes until, in his words, I dropped the A-bomb of fish jokes.

Me: Do you know why fish swim in schools instead of churches?

Brother: Why?

Me: Because fish are like, "Ick- theology."

My brother then stood up and left the room for five minutes. When he came back...

Brother: You're a monster.

Me: Nah, I'm just moray eel-y corrupt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Codoro
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2014
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First timer here. Dadjoked my mother.

I was helping my mother last night move things inside the garage for the storm.

Her: Can you bring the bag from the bed of my truck in? Me: There's just fishing poles back here, want those inside? Her: Just the reel part. Me: with a 2 second pause Well, these aren't fake fishing poles. Her: ehehstare

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iSometimesPost
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2014
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