Watching John Wick 2 the other night. While Keanu and Common are fighting while both holding the knife the tables turn and Keanu flips the knife around and thrusts it into Commons chest...again while both holding the grip. To which I turn to to my family and say

At least the both have something "in" common.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoiSINNEDsoul73
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Gamer knife fights.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bev_err
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How do you stop a fight between two blind people?

Say "I bet $10 on the one with the knife", and both will run away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
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Hitchcock, Spielberg, Nolan and Scorsese get into a knife fight

It is the directorβ€˜s cut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeje17j
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Helpful tip for a knife fight
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ferrybig
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Why is a fork better than a knife in a fight?

Because it's a four pronged attack!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adam_and_Co
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Did you hear about the lady who stopped a knife fight using cake batter?

She bravely took a whisk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrwnLightning
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If you ever get in a knife fight with a group of clowns

Go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
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So I asked my kids what would happens to Minions in a knife fight...

They'ed become fillet minions, of course...

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When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie, That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.

When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!

In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.

Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.

A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.

When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeAbout
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Poetry

I was reading a collection of poems when I stumbled on the gem "I brought a knife to this gun fight but last night I mugged a mountain so bring that shit on I've had practice" and I thought about how it must take some serious stones to do something like that.

No wonder my coworkers hate me.

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