Fatter Puns

A list of puns related to "Fatter"

What do you call one weatherman who’s fatter than all the others?

Meatierologist

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👤︎ u/stressball40201
📅︎ Oct 10 2018
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I thought we're supposed to isolate in order to "flatten the curve,"

but I'm only getting fatter.

-My dad

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👤︎ u/Zatosu_
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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My jean size is 32x32.

"...That means I'm not fatter than I am tall yet!"

"That means you're a square" -Dad

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👤︎ u/ceilingfans23
📅︎ Dec 18 2016
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