What did the farmer say when he found three holes in his field?
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
Two cows are standing in a field...
Cow 1: are you worried about getting mad cow disease?
Cow 2: of course not... I’m not a cow!
Have you heard the joke about the field?
Apparently it was too corny.
What do you call the British Prime Minister in a wheat field?
A Mafia hit-man was arrested for killing a man in a rice field with a porcelain figurine.
The police said this is the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack
What do you call milk that has moved through your field of vision?
I once got lost in a corn field
It was an a-maize-ing experience
Two cows are standing in a field
The first cow says to the second “Have you heard about this mad cow disease? It makes cows go crazy and then they die” The second cow replied “Well it’s good that I’m a refrigerator”
Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Farmers notice : Public access to this field and footpath is free.
Why is a field of grass always older than you?
My hippy son asked for money for a field trip to the symphony hall
But it seemed like a Phishing attempt to me
Recent studies show Earth’s magnetic field is weakening.
Current events make it less attractive.
All hail The Double Pun. Mic drop
I miss Cubs baseball so much that I asked my kid to build me a super realistic Wrigley Field in Minecraft.
She did a great job, because just like the real Wrigley these days, the only seats I could afford had blocked views.
I just visited a corn field...
A bunch of cows wandered onto a cannabis field
Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field!
Every time I take pictures of wheat fields
...they always come out grainy.
I spent $2000 on a top-of-the-line DSLR camera to take a picture of a beautiful wheat field at sunset...
My neighbour put up a Wolverine themed scarecrow in his field, and it is terrifying my kids.
They must be claw straw phobic.
My wife left me on a Family Field trip
I should've made my wife turn right.
Two cows in a field.
One says Moooooo, the other one says awww I wanted to say that.
A sheep in the neighbouring field exclaims to his friend.. Did you see that? A talking cow!!
Why did the baseball catcher spend a night at the field?
What do you call it when a farmer is stuck in his house and can’t get out to the fields?
Just casual exchange with coworker in the health field.
Who was the Knight that was caught off guard in the battle field?
I think there are a thousand baseball fields in the US...
But that's just a ballpark number.
Which field do furious farmers work in?
Two cows in a field...
There are these two cows in a field gazing away when one cow says to the other cow, "Mooooooooo"
The first cow looks at him and thinks a moment and says, "You know, I was thinking the very same thing."
Two cow's in a field, one cow goes 'Mooooooooooo'
The second cow looks at the first and says "you bastard, I was just gonna say that'.
My Brother brought this home the other day from his field day. . .
A cow got into the marijuana field...
Today I saw a bunch of horses running in circles so fast that they were destroying the field.
I was going to become a mortician, until someone told me it was a dying field.
I heard that Cattle Necromancy is a really competitive field.
Your rivals are always raising the steaks.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field...
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
A farmer had 295 cows in the field
and after he rounded them up he had 300
"I have 1760 yards of paddy fields"
He said with a wry smile.
How did the sheep farmer become best in his field?
A farmer walks out to his field of cows
Looking around, he sees they all have dollar bills attached to them. In a fury, he rips the bills off them muttering “Damn cow tippers”.
Bathrooms at a New Zealand ski field...
This writer had a field day
I'm really proud of this work. Branching out into a new field here.
A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them.
When he rounded them up, he had 200.
Two windmills are in a field. One windmill asks the other windmill: "What kind of music do you like?"
The other windmill says: "I'm a big metal fan."
When a dad drives past a cow pasture: LOOK! That cow is OUT-STANDING in his field!
Punt or kick the field goal?
Ten cows are standing in a field. Which is the closest to Iraq?
An underperforming orchestra was playing in an open field when lightning struck its musical director. Luckily, he survived.
He was quite a bad conductor
An assassin was recently hired to kill a cow in a rice field with two porcelain figures
Police say it's the first reported case of nick-nack paddy wack.
A comic I drew of myself and my student before we go on a field trip to the bowling alley
How does a mathematician plough his fields?
Saw a bull laying down in a field today and my dad popped off with
Would ya just look at the ground beef
As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field
But hay, it's in my jeans.
My son plays right field for a little-league team called the Angels
I asked him what it was like in a Disney movie. He didn't get it.
So I told him he's literally one of the Angels in the Outfield!
Later I realized maybe I'd insulted him, calling his team a sort of mickey mouse club.
Two windmills are in a field. One asks the other “what’s your favorite genre of music?”
The other replies “I’m a pretty big metal fan.”
Cattle Farmers respond to Federal Agents burning marijuana fields next door.
"In these troubled times, the steaks have never been higher."
In a field there are 30 wolves and 28 chickens. How many didn’t?
10 wolves didn’t.
(Please tell me you guys got it)
I just got my cow to cut all the tall grass in my field.
What a great lawn moo-er!
At sunrise there were two robins overlooking a freshly plowed field
One says to the other “Lets go eat our fill in seeds and worms.” They swoop down and do so.
Once all fat and happy they find a spot under a tree with the perfect amount of sun, and bask in the sunlight.
An alley cat rolls in and seeing the two birds. Thinking about how he hasn’t eaten in days, and sees two fat birds in front of him, he creeps up, and gobbles them in one fell swoop.
In the aftermath, he takes their spot in the sun, and as he’s laying down to nap he says “Man... I sure do love Baskin Robins.”
Did you hear about the man who beat his friend with a stolen trinket in the rice fields?
Apparently, it was the first ever case of a knick-knack-paddy-whack.
A wind turbine is sitting in a field. Someone asks it, “What kind of music are you into?”
The turbine responds, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Did you guys hear the joke that track and field kids always tell?
Yeah it’s kind of a running joke. The kids always throw it around. Everyone is quick to jump on an opportunity to tell it.
He's outstanding in the field.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
I saw a guy in a tux standing in the middle of a field during a lightning storm.
Turns out he was a conductor.
I’m not a dad, but I laughed in the 15 acre blueberry field that’s opened to the public.
Some little girl to my left - “Dad!! Where are you?”
Dad- “Over here by this blueberry bush!”
I saw this mule in the field the other day.
He was barely doing any of his work right! What a half-ass!
What do you call a bunch of cows masturbating in a field?
There’s a rumor that a farm near our school sprayed their fields with chicken guts
2 snowmen are standing in a field. One looks to the other and says; "you know, I smell carrots too!"
A cow stumbled into a pot field!
The steaks have never been higher.
Why weren't the cows in the field?
A hit-man was arrested for killing a man in a rice field with a porcelain figurine.
The police said this is the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack.
Recent evidence shows that Earth’s magnetic field is weakening.
Yes. It’s true. Current events have made it less attractive.
Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back
Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
A farmer had 297 cows in his field.
But when he rounded them up he had 300
When a dad drives past a cow pasture: LOOK! That cow is OUT-STANDING in his field!
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
A farmer counted 387 cows in his field.
But when he rounded them up he had 400.
Two Cows in a field
One says to the other Cow "Nice day isnt it?"
The other Cow says "f**king hell a talking Cow"
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
Two windmills are in a field.
One windmill says to the other, "What type of music do you like?"
The other windmill replies, "Well I'm a big metal fan"
As a scarecrow people say that I’m outstanding in my field.
But hay, it’s in my jeans.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
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