No taste.
It's my last resort!
Edit: changed "it was" to "it's"
Funny enough, so do all my cousins.
I think it's a huge setup.
FIL quips "I wonder what she's up to."
His name is Z.T.
-A joke told by my dad when I was on the phone with him this weekend.
Minneapolis
It's all about finding exes.
"Young lady, you need to pay attention. Get your head out of the cloud."
I'm not sure if it was intentional or not. I'm guessing not, given what I know about the Missus, it most likely wasn't.
(Background: at this point in time my family had chickens on the property and my husband liked them.)
Husband: *playing with chickens*
Me: Honey, how many times do I have to tell you to not play with your food? *smiles sheepishly*
Husband: (hubby.exe processing) we are so getting married.
Picking up my 6 year old son from my exes parent's house, he asks why he couldn't stay with them tonight. I tell him I'm hungry and I'm going to have a few bites of him.
Son: (whining) I don't wanna get ate.
Son's grandma: You won't get ate(8) you've got two more years!
He smiles and I die a little inside because I missed my moment to shine.
Because he only liked roll exes
