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A list of puns related to "Evidence (law)"
Dad: Did you have your test today?
Me: Yup, evidence. It was brutal.
Dad: Bummer. "Evidently" it wasn't your favorite subject.
I made home-made oatmeal for breakfast, and Grandma (my mother-in-law) wanted hers with just butter and sugar. She said "I grew up with butter and sugar."
My responds with "OK, but what did you eat?"
My Son just made me so proud!
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