13 Hilarious Euripides Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor shop with a torn pair of pants. The tailor asks, “Euripides?” The man replies, “Yes. Eumenides?”

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👤︎ u/Uncouth-Youth

📅︎ Aug 26 2018

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Little-known fact about Euripides

Of all the Ancient Greek playwrights, he was the one who was the hardest on his clothes.

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👤︎ u/teuast

📅︎ Feb 08 2018

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What did one Greek poet say to the other when he stepped on his toga?

Euripides!

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👤︎ u/Inchmahome

📅︎ Jun 25 2020

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An ancient Greek playwright was suffering writer’s block. Kept scribbling down lines and then tearing up the pages.

Picking up the torn pages, his friend asked, “Why Euripides?”

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👤︎ u/pirate-fool

📅︎ Jan 11 2019

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What did the classic Greek Scholar say to the fat bloke trying on skinny jeans in his boutique?

Euripides, you pay!

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👤︎ u/stevebox2345

📅︎ May 06 2019

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A few thousand years ago, a Greek man walked into the local tailor shop and handed over several tunics.

The tailor picked them up, raised an eyebrow, and asked: "Euripides?"

Sheepishly, the customer nodded and replied, "Eumenides?"

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👤︎ u/QuotidianQuell

📅︎ Jul 05 2018

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who can repair my trousers' zip quickly?

Taylor Swift

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👤︎ u/one_moment_please

📅︎ Jun 23 2016

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A Classics professor discovers he has ripped his pants and goes to a tailor to get them mended.

He begins to talk with the tailor, and it comes up that he's a Classics professor, that he has been teaching for a number of years, that he focuses primarily on the Greeks and their literature.

After a nice, long talk, the classics professor shows the pants to the tailor. The tailor asks: "Euripides?" The professor replies: "Yes. Eumenides?"

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👤︎ u/maliamer04

📅︎ Sep 09 2015

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An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.

‘’Euripides’’ says the tailor. ‘’Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.

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👤︎ u/lastatlongbourne

📅︎ Aug 30 2020

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An Ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants

“Euripides?” says the tailor. “Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.

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👤︎ u/AlabamaMayan

📅︎ Nov 12 2019

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An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor shop with a torn pair of pants.

“Euripides?” Asks the tailor

“Yeah. Eumenides?” Replies the man

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👤︎ u/PurpleMonkeyFeet

📅︎ Jun 30 2018

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An ancient Greek walks into his tailor's shop with a pair of torn pants.

"Euripides?" says the tailor. "Yeah, Eumenides?" replies the man.

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👤︎ u/itsVinay

📅︎ Aug 16 2018

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An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.

“Euripides?” asks the tailor. “Yeah. Eumenides?” replies the man.

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👤︎ u/jakeopolis

📅︎ Dec 25 2018

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