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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheZohan26
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2016
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What way does a cyclops wing its eyeliner?

It doesn't matter, because Nobody will criticize them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orion_Levy2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife,"How do you spell Hawai'i?"

She replied, "You need two i’s."

Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isn’t it?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Have you heard about the blind cyclops brothers?

Neither have eye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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I looked up from my computer and asked my son, "Have you heard of the blind cyclops brothers?" Puzzled, he replied, "Uh, no." I responded...

"Neither have eye."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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How many eyes does a cyclops have?

None if you're spelling it correctly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whitlow14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Why is Cyclops in charge of the X-Men?

Because Prof. X made him a supervisor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iZacAsimov
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2017
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If you want to dress as a Cyclops for Halloween, start keeping an eye out for an authentic costume design.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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Where does a Cyclops party?

Eyebiza.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Nobody is perfect.

But my crush is perfect. So my crush is Nobody. Nobody loves me. My crush loves me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tonheatz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Do you know why Cyclops is such a great X-Man?

He has supervision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J0k350nm3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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The word "cyclops" should be spelt "ciclops"

Just so that it has one "I".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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Why did the cyclops get booed off stage?

She used bad one-eye liners.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celeriss
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2016
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Why can't a cyclops have multiple personality disorder?

Because it has only one I.

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If Cyclops is the team leader, does that make him the supervisor?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duthos
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2014
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Why do some people misspell cyclops as "ciclops"?

Because it only has one i.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaltivel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2015
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The Odyssey Pun

My favorite part of The Odyssey is when Odysseus meets the Cyclops. It is by far the most eyeconic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Potassium_acetate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2016
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Chemistry dad joke

So, you take a beaker and fill it with 1000 ml of water. You then stuff purple Easter marshmallow treats into the beaker until it is completely full of peeps. What do you have?

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A purple peep liter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edgefactor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2014
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Have you heard about the blind Cyclops brothers?

Neither have eye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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