4 Hilarious Euphoria Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My young son and I were having our first discussion about drugs. He was curious about why people would do drugs in the first place, and I told him that many people do it because it produces different feelings of euphoria. He asked, "what's euphoria?" I told him that it was hard to explain...

But it's a feeling somewhere between euthreeia and eufiveia.

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👤︎ u/wgf5823

📅︎ Sep 01 2020

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What is the period of euphoria after using methamphetamine called?

Aftermeth

Yeah, it's a "bad" joke.

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👤︎ u/Schwwish

📅︎ Sep 14 2020

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I was naturally excited to have stumbled upon this sub, the goldmine of dadjokes. Couldn’t wait to use one of it...so one day while I was browsing, my son asked what was I reading? I took a deep breath of absolute euphoria and satisfaction, grinned widely and said, “They r/dadjokes.”

The son said, “What’s slash dad jokes?” Kids, right!

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👤︎ u/unlucky_genius

📅︎ May 12 2019

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[Request] Pun for the name "Gloria"?

I'm usually good with name puns , but I can't think of a funny way to incorporate it. Some words to help - Glory, Glorious, Galore, Glow, , euphoria...

Edit/update: I used Glorias as in glorious. "I hope you had a Glorias day"

She said, "lmao, your silly".

I think that's a win....?

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👤︎ u/EDM117

📅︎ Mar 02 2017

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