Ernest Puns

A list of puns related to "Ernest"

What Ernest Hemingway novel sees Harry Morgan lose an arm?

A Farewell to Arm.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel in 1939 called "Gadsby", which completely avoids use of the letter "E".

Sounds a bit prtntious.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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"Ernest Hemingcray"
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👤︎ u/eth0null
📅︎ Dec 04 2018
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True story: my dad is on a cruise and sent me a picture of him next to Ernest Hemingway's son. my reply...

Looks like two old men in the sea

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👤︎ u/jtoeman
📅︎ Jan 25 2018
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Who wrote a textbook for the serious seamstress?

Ernest Hemmingway

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👤︎ u/Shu-di
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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I really hate my name

I'm just being Frank

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👤︎ u/Croissnat
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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Guys, to be frank

I would have to change my name

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👤︎ u/Wombat_Lejek
📅︎ Mar 28 2018
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My girlfriend played golf with her friend. She lost the engagement ring I bought her in the tall grass by the fairway...

It was a diamond in the rough.

Credit (not quite the same): Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 02, 2020

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 02 2020
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My friend used to sincerely talk about the works of Hemingway...

He was Ernest.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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Well to be frank...

I’d have to change my name

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👤︎ u/TakenByKangAndKodos
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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Eggar Allan Poe - chicken names needed

My husband and I are trying to think of creative chicken names for our new chickens. I want to call them literary puns, and so far I have the following:

Ernest Henningway

Charles Chickens

Eggar Allan Poe

Jane Aust-Hen

Lay K Rowling

Any other great suggestions?

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👤︎ u/katetonta
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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👤︎ u/JRBX
📅︎ May 16 2019
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Postpartum counselor said my wife and I are being "the most earnest parents we can possibly be."

I nodded and said, "You know what I mean, Vern?"

My wife didn't get it, but the counselor and I couldn't stop laughing.

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👤︎ u/CreauxTeeRhobat
📅︎ Nov 11 2017
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Dadjoked my girlfriend late last night

She's been working nonstop on her dissertation for a few weeks now and is pretty exhausted. Came home from the library at 11:30/12 last night, and as she settled down to do more work:

"Right. Time to start working in earnest."

"Who's Ernest, and why are you working in him?"

she was not impressed

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👤︎ u/wbright92
📅︎ Apr 24 2014
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