A list of puns related to "Elasticity"
She multitasks as a Rubber maid
My rock band, the rolling stones, was an instant hit.
He was awarded the No-Belt Prize
I: "Was it made in the U. S.?"
She: "I don't know. Why?"
I: "I just wondered if it's an American band."
I quite like elastic but my favourites got to be hair- they just seem to fit any style.
Turns out they were an elastic band.
The prices were inflated
Had bought 6yo new shoes. They were still tied together with elastic. He brings them out the next morning to the kitchen
6yo: Dad, can you cut these apart so I can wear them? Hubby: Hang on, I'm just making a sandwich. I'm hungry. 6yo: Hi Hungry, I'm (6yo). OOOOHHHHHH DAD JOKE! I GOT YOU!!!
Our boy loves dad jokes!
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