Poultry in motion.

Co-worker and I were talking about his contract here, and if he's heard anything about the position here at work. He told me he hasn't, but that he has some other interviews coming up.

"I don't want to keep all my eggs in one basket" he tells me.

"That's right." I reply. "You should keep them in the fridge so they don't spoil!"

👍︎ 4
💬︎
👤︎ u/TrainAss
📅︎ Sep 02 2016
🚨︎ report
Cashiering at the supermarket

Since its easter, lots of people buying chocolate eggs.

Two women came up to my checkout with their items, which included a dozen chicken eggs and a few packets of chocolate eggs. As I put the chicken eggs in a bag, one of them asked if I'd be able to put the easter eggs in with them too. So of course I asked, "why would you want all of your eggs in one basket?!"

Only one of them got it without me having to explain it... :/

👍︎ 22
💬︎
👤︎ u/takawave
📅︎ Apr 19 2014
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.