A Father notices his daughter eating Edamame.

Dad: What are you eating?

Girl: Edamame

Dad: Eddie... what?

Girl: Soybeans

Dad: Hola Beans! Soy Dad

...lo siento.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mohawk_ADE
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Edamame?

I think Ed's a dadday!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManifestNightmare
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2015
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Why does my son grow like a bean?

Because he edamame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirFrankPork
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I like soybeans so much, I convinced my wife to name our daughter Etta.

That way I could be married to edamame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrandomer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Last night's dinner conversation...

I asked my son (3) what he was eating, and he says "Ed a mommy" (Edamame).

I of course respond with "No, that's da mommy!" and point to my wife.

That was terrible, So I set up a much better one. I told my wife that our friend Kevin had recently had a girlfriend, but he broke up with her when he found out she was missing three toes. She was shocked that Kevin would be so shallow.

I told her, "Didn't you know Kevin was Lack Toes Intolerant?" The kids did not understand why we were laughing so hard. I think my wife wanted to throw something at me.

I love terrible jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SgtMac02
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2015
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My dad said this at a sushi restaurant

Me: hey dad can u pass the edamame.

Him: I don't have any edamame, only eda-daddy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mslvr40
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2013
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At the grocery store...

GF: Do you like edamame? Me: Yup. I like eda-daddy, too!

snicker snicker snicker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EyeFactUreMama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2014
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my dad just made a mom joke

it's my first day back home for the holidays and my 12 year-old sister has invited her friends for a sleepover
she asked my dad to bring some edamame to her room
five minutes later i hear: girls are you ready to eat your mommy?!?!
i feel for you sister. brings me back to....every time i had friends over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplybrowsing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2013
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