I found a parasite in my Easter basket who tried telling me there was no God.

It was an egg ganache tick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PenguinWithAglock
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Cashiering at the supermarket

Since its easter, lots of people buying chocolate eggs.

Two women came up to my checkout with their items, which included a dozen chicken eggs and a few packets of chocolate eggs. As I put the chicken eggs in a bag, one of them asked if I'd be able to put the easter eggs in with them too. So of course I asked, "why would you want all of your eggs in one basket?!"

Only one of them got it without me having to explain it... :/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/takawave
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2014
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