A list of puns related to "EXPOSE"
The Cthu'Louvre
Trust me, it Hz.
Thatβs a crime with a loco motive
He said they're all confidental
I told them "You're going down."
Aww, shucks!
What you see will shock you!
...the more I feel I'll get Heard immunity.
:)
For possession
a nintendo snitch
Sasquats
All the models were exposed.
But I'm so polite, I only look at the covered 10%.
He disapproved of her exposing her bear midriff.
Old family jokes, which means Iβm sure variations are out there for both of them that most of you have heard
#1- an elderly woman is watching her normal sitcoms when suddenly the news cuts into her show to show live footage of a madman driving the wrong way on the interstate! Worried sick, she calls her husband, and says βhoney, thereβs a madman driving the wrong way on the highway! Be careful on your way home!β Her husband responds irritated, βwhat are you talking about? Thereβs not only one madman! There are hundreds of them!β
#2- a cop pulls over a man who was speeding. He approaches the car and asks for license and registration. The driver says, βIβm sorry officer, I canβt do that! You see, this car is stolen so the registration isnβt under my name! Also, the gun I used to steal the car is in there and I wouldnβt want you to be uncomfortable!β
The cop is obviously a bit flustered, and asks for the man to roll down his back windows to look in the backseat. The man replies, βhonestly officer thatβs impossible, as I have 10 kilos of cocaine in the footwells and donβt want to expose them to outside!β
At this point the cop is quite worried and has his gun drawn, asking the driver to open the trunk! The driver replies βofficer, Iβm afraid I canβt do that due to the two bodies I have in my trunk!β
At this, the officer runs back to his car and radios for backup.
After about 10 minutes, the police sergeant drives up and with his gun drawn asks the man for his license and registration. The driver says, βabsolutely sergeant, no problemβ and hands him a perfectly normal and legal registration and license.
The sergeant then says, βand I hear you have drugs in the back seat!β
βOh not at all, sergeant!β Says the man, opening the back window. The car is very clean and the footwells empty.
Confused, the sergeant then asks: βwhat about your trunk? I hear you have two dead bodies in there?β
βNot at all officerβ, says the man, βonly my groceries!β Popping the trunk, itβs obvious thereβs nothing wrong with the driver or the vehicle.
βI donβt understand; my officer told me you told him all of these things. Whatβs going on?!β
The driver responds βI bet he told you I was speeding, too, didnβt he?β
They have exposed kidneys
When exposed to pollen, bees develop hives.
Girl: I love to laugh...tell me a pun Me: I'll expose you to so many puns you'll have to call it punography
They deserve a pullet-zer prize.
Because they are afraid they will expose their butt quack.
So I found out they were both having affairs, and stealing from their company's fundraisers!
The third one couldnβt, her arms were too short.
The virus will be quarantined for 14 days
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Because they're not Karen for you
feels a little sandalous.
One through ten will shock you!
He explained to me he had been exposed to mustard gas and pepper spray, it was nice chatting to a seasoned veteran.
They had some real truss issues.
I've groan a lot since then.
Took a while to bust the racket.
one of them had a stroke... the other couldn't reach
I had been exposed to corvid
So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out and reached in the side compartment I took out two cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing on-coming traffic. They looked so life like you wouldn't believe it! They're dressed in open trench coats that exposed their nudity to the approaching drivers. But to my surprise, cars started slowing down to look at my lifelike men. And, of course, traffic began backing up. Everybody beeped their horns and waved like crazy. It wasn't long before a police officer pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and walked towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! "What's going on here?" "My car has a flat tire," I said calmly. "Well, what the heck are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?" I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him...... "Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"
I told him stealth gear and a go bag. He is an exposed double agent.
It's child abuse to expose them to twice the amount of dad jokes
There once was a greedy ore mining magnate who wished that everything he touched would turn into iron. He was careful to always wear gloves except when making huge loads of ore, except for one day when a mosquito landed on his knee. Not thinking, the magnate slapped his leg with his exposed hand. His knee immediately became metallic and the sudden change to his blood pressure caused almost instantaneous death.
Later in the morgue the Coroner noted that it was a classic example of situational iron knee.
A female friend of mine has a sexual fantasy of being choked during sex (which she exposed during a drunken... "moment"), I am a bad person and find great pleasure in exploiting this via subtle public humiliation! SO, what choking puns have we got to offer?! I'd think of my own but I go to say them and I just choke...
My buddy has a bad back so I often go over his house to help his wife with yard work or moving furniture, etc. Currently, were all home because of the quarantine so it seems like the perfect time to get some things done.
Well, I've been isolated for a week and I have no reason to think I've been exposed, but I was a little anxious cause I have had a bit of a scratchy throat these past two days.
So I asked my priest if he thought it was okay to go over and help my buddy's wife with some yard work.
He replied, "do not covid your neighbors wife."
When women wear bikinis they expose 90% of their body I'm polite I only look at the covered parts
The Virus is now in quarantine for 14 days
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