Walked past a pallet of nacho cheese at Costco today. Looked my daughter in the eye and said, “Dylan, don’t touch”
Natcho-cheese.
I try.
Bob Dylan came to my house the day after Daylight Savings and adjusted all of my clocks.
He said the times they were a-changin’.
Dylan's girlfriend broke up with him and told her she needed some time apart but Dylan went looking for her place anyway.
I guess he didn't know what apartment.
Teacher: Okay class, tell me what scares you most. Let's start with Paul. Paul: Werewolves Nina: Sharks Dylan: The unstoppable march of time that us guiding us all to our inevitable demise.
Catherine: Dylan.
What's the name of the Belgian brother of Dylan And Cole Sprouse?
Brussel Sprouse.
Why does Bob Dylan keep a curtain in front of his clock?
Cuz the times they are a' changin!
Why was Bob Dylan knocking on heaven's door?
Because there was Nobel.
Did you hear about the time Bob Dylan did a show in a prison?
It was a captive audience.
What is a psychologist's favorite Bob Dylan Song?
Forever Jung
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer
I don’t know what he laced em with, but I was trippin all day.
What would you name your boat?
If I had a boat I'd name it Dylan, because of all the drug Dylan I'd have to do to afford it.
Horatio Caine wud have been proud. imgur.com/ejUTaEm
My son is gonna be a great Dad
Sitting at the dinner table my son(4), says to my other younger son(3),
"I'm not hungry, I'm tired"
To which my youngest replies without skipping a beat,
"Hi tired, I'm Dylan"
I could cry.......
What does Bob Dylan say during daylight savings time?
The Times They Are a-Changin'
