Walked past a pallet of nacho cheese at Costco today. Looked my daughter in the eye and said, β€œDylan, don’t touch”

Natcho-cheese.

I try.

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Kabob Dylan (oc)
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Bob Dylan came to my house the day after Daylight Savings and adjusted all of my clocks.

He said the times they were a-changin’.

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Dylan's girlfriend broke up with him and told her she needed some time apart but Dylan went looking for her place anyway.

I guess he didn't know what apartment.

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Teacher: Okay class, tell me what scares you most. Let's start with Paul. Paul: Werewolves Nina: Sharks Dylan: The unstoppable march of time that us guiding us all to our inevitable demise.

Catherine: Dylan.

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What's the name of the Belgian brother of Dylan And Cole Sprouse?

Brussel Sprouse.

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Why does Bob Dylan keep a curtain in front of his clock?

Cuz the times they are a' changin!

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Why was Bob Dylan knocking on heaven's door?

Because there was Nobel.

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Did you hear about the time Bob Dylan did a show in a prison?

It was a captive audience.

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What is a psychologist's favorite Bob Dylan Song?

Forever Jung

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced em with, but I was trippin all day.

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What would you name your boat?

If I had a boat I'd name it Dylan, because of all the drug Dylan I'd have to do to afford it.

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There must be some kind of way out of here
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Horatio Caine wud have been proud. imgur.com/ejUTaEm
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My son is gonna be a great Dad

Sitting at the dinner table my son(4), says to my other younger son(3),

"I'm not hungry, I'm tired"

To which my youngest replies without skipping a beat,

"Hi tired, I'm Dylan"

I could cry.......

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2015
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What does Bob Dylan say during daylight savings time?

The Times They Are a-Changin'

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