Dyadic rational Puns

Dyadic rationals are rational numbers whose simplified denominators are a power of 2.

Warning: this is probably on the harder side of "easy".

Edit: Since I haven't gotten any solutions yet I'm upgrading this to "medium".

Edit 2: Can't believe I left this out. The mapping is between the rationals in (0,1) and the dyadic rationals in (0,1).

Do your worst!

Pentru ca au fost intrebari pe zona si pentru ca pagina lui Sheldon are informatii bune dar amestecate haotic, m-am gindit sa fac un rezumat clar si usor de inteles al problemei.

Anvelopa pneumatica a fost creata in 1888 de Dunlop ca sa il scape pe fi-su de dureri de cap cind se dadea pe bicla asa ca primul sistem de notare a dimensiunilor este cel englezesc.

In sistemul englezesc dimensiunea anvelopei este exprimata astfel:

diametrul total al rotii in toli x grosimea anvelopei in toli.

Daca dimensiunea exprimata in toli nu e un numar intreg, se foloseste o fractie diadica pentru a o aproxima.

Exemple:

• 26x2

• 27x1^3/4

• 28x1^1/2

Ocazional puteti vedea dimensiuni exprimate prin trei numere, de exemplu:

• 27x1^3/8 x1^1/4

In acest caz primul numar indica inaltimea anvelopei iar al doilea grosimea, in cazul anvelopelor cu sectiune eliptica.

Jantele sint marcate cu dimensiunea anvelopei montate pe ele, chit ca nu are nici o legatura cu dimensiunile lor reale.

Cei mai perspicaci dintre voi s-au prins deja ca acest sistem are o problema: indicarea diametrului total al rotii nu-ti da o idee clara despre diametrul jantei pe care s-ar potrivi anvelopa respectiva.

Exemplu:

Sa presupunem ca am o bicicleta echipata cu roti dotate cu anvelope 27x1 si vreau sa le inlocuiesc cu ceva mai balonat. Ma gindesc ca 27x2 ar fi ce vreau. Eroare! O anvelopa marcata 27x2 necesita o janta cu un diametru cu doi toli mai mic decit ce am eu, anvelopa "creste" inspre interior, in detrimentul diametrului jantei. O anvelopa de doi toli compatibila cu jantele mele ar fi marcata 29x2. In plus, janta mea e stantata "27x1" chiar daca ea in realitate e 25x3/4 si poate fi identica functional cu o janta pentru o anvelopa 29x2 care e stantata cu "29x2".

Alta consecinta nefasta a acestui sistem a fost faptul ca, practic, fiecare companie producatoare de anvelope a venit cu propriile dimensiuni de jante. In scurt timp s-au adunat citeva zeci de standarde si rareori puteai combina modele si producatori, chiar daca teoretic dimensiunile marcate pe ele ar fi permis. Basca latimea jantei nu era deloc standardizata asa ca te puteai trezi ca ai comandat o janta de un tol latime pentru o bicla utilitara cind tu de fapt voiai una de juma' de tol pentru cursiera ta.

Prietenii seculari ai poporului englez, francezii, au declarat ca sistemul englezesc are deficiente, nu este logic

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

Just to clarify, 12345678

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Why

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

"That's what they're fighting about."

free

Because his Visa didn’t work.

Because the audience only responds in a low ha

A happy Uncle.....