Then I started to learn more about it.
An investi-gator
Me: No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody
De-composing
Kim Jong Dun
Information to be presented by the World Health Organization, followed by the World Health Action Taskforce to talk about global initiatives, then a personal message of health by Dr. Irena Dun-Noh.
So WHOs on first, WHATs on second, I. Dun-Nohs on third
Well, when you ask them who their favorite composer is, they always reply "Bach". Repeatedly.
Because when you watch it, you put it under pressure!
I said no, but I can do a good Bohemian Rhapsody
Pasteurize
There haven't been any posts all year!
australia squad
And then we will all be sorry.
l, p, h, b, e and t
Christian Bale.
Drink it.
Edit: Maybe “Drink the tea” is clearer.
Boyfriend and I went to Portillo's (Italian Beef sandwich place in Chicago) and ordered sammies.
While we were eating, I started a story with the phrase, "so, I kind of have a beef with..."
He pauses, looks down at my now-empty sandwich wrapper and responds with,
"well, you had a beef..."
Also, I've stopped asking him to call my phone when I misplace it because I'm tired of the "what do you want me to call it?" response.
Boy and I have been together for...8 months or so, dad-jokes only got super frequent recently - men of /r/dadjokes - is this a condition that occurs after several months of dating? Please help.
:)
but in sculpture class alone I made six figures.
It's called the Dunning-Keurig effect.
Two reds are better than dun
Once and a while in the car, when my dad noticed I was distracted (playing my gameboy, reading, etc) he would honk the horn and wave out the window. He said it was his brother 'Raoul', I just missed him. I always wondered why I never met uncle Raoul, or what he was always doing standing out in a farmer's field or something. God damnit dad.
I bet the second one will be incredible too.
Du dun tss.
...I tell them very specifically on Sunday, June 4th at 7:41 PM GMT.
I was trying to watch the movie "Frozen" on my tv in my room and it stopped working all of a sudden because of something wrong with my computer. I was frustratedly talking at my tv and I hear my dad from the room next to mine say, "I guess you could say its..... frozen." Yes dad, yes.
LONDON-DUN-DUNNNN!
