A mother is opening the mail at home one night. She began adamantly reminding him they were out of baby powder as she’s tearing into their bank statement. When she sees it, she marches to the father sitting in his chair and says β€œWhat is this $730.88 spent at the Treasure Chest, Donny?!”

All he said was β€œI don’t know what you’re talcum β€˜bout.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mathis730
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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My Grandpa's joke, used it today after a haircut

Co-worker- did you get your hair cut? Me: nope, just got my ears lowered

Thanks for the great joke, Donny

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2015
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