There comes a great dilemma in life of every tomato

To mate or to matter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pardon_the_panj
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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There's no such thing as a good dilemma. They are by definition bad. Give me one example.

An example of a good dilemma? No problem!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mukle
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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I called him to ask about a serious dilemma I had.

Dad: You know what to do when you have a dilemma? Make dilemma-nade!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crispy_pants
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2014
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I was at a restaurant and they asked if I wanted more bread.

I had a more-roll dilemma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suttlesd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What should be the 2017 Oscars La la Land - Moonlight controversy renamed as?

DilEmma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engineerwho_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I don't trust stairs

They're always up to something...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ianlucky13
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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If I punch myself in the face and it hurts, am I strong or weak?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lala_vroom
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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Philosophical Hunger

Yesterday, I purchased 2 sandwiches because I was very hungry - a chicken salad sandwich and an egg salad sandwich. My dilemma was I had no idea which one I should eat first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Son11Grace
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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My College professor told this in class.

"My Dad and I were golfing, and he hit his ball. It landed beside a tree. He said 'Son, I have a dilemma.' I replied 'yes? What is it?' Dad: 'Should I go over dilemma or under dilemma'"

(Da-limb-a)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avaricee
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2014
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After having my long hair for the last few years, I finally had most of it cut off

Friends and family seeing my new hair cut for the first time have all asked me the same question:

"Oh, you cut your hair off?"

"No", I respond. I let them struggle with an internal dilemma, doubting reality, wondering if they were losing touch life, until I finally respond, "My hairdresser cut it off."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lovethebacon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2015
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Talking to my dad about a til post

I told my dad that there are dilemmas trilemmas and so forth he says "ya all the way up to the dali lemmas"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarshalMooMontana
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2014
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In the life of every tomato there comes a great dilemma

To mate or to matter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pardon_the_panj
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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