In the life of every tomato there comes a great dilemma

To mate or to matter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pardon_the_panj
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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After having my long hair for the last few years, I finally had most of it cut off

Friends and family seeing my new hair cut for the first time have all asked me the same question:

"Oh, you cut your hair off?"

"No", I respond. I let them struggle with an internal dilemma, doubting reality, wondering if they were losing touch life, until I finally respond, "My hairdresser cut it off."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lovethebacon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2015
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Talking to my dad about a til post

I told my dad that there are dilemmas trilemmas and so forth he says "ya all the way up to the dali lemmas"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarshalMooMontana
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2014
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