Detained Puns

A list of puns related to "Detained"

The TSA detained a passenger in possession of a slide rule, compass and calculator...

They said he was carrying weapons of math instruction, and was a member of the Alge-bra movement.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ May 22 2020
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Did you guys see that Lionel Messi was detained in Barcelona with a duffel bag full of drugs?

They’re calling him Methi now

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👤︎ u/gaybadger
📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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Did you hear that ICE detained Paul Simon?

They were asking him about a guy named Julio.

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👤︎ u/BadKittyRanch
📅︎ Sep 20 2018
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Did you hear about the brown bear that had a heart attack while being detained?

It was a Kodiak arrest.

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👤︎ u/ConasviM
📅︎ May 11 2018
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How can you identify a group of math teachers?

They're the ones that look like alge-bros.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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Why's it pointless to try and detain Gohan?

He destroyed the Perfect Cell

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Feb 28 2018
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Got this one while going to the airport earlier....

Make sure not to say HI to JACK when we see him at the airport, the TSA might have to detain us.

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👤︎ u/soil_nerd
📅︎ Apr 01 2014
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