A list of puns related to "Desertion"
Because of all the 'sand which is' there
He has such a dry humor
I’ve always wanted to own a sandwich shop.
A: Because you can eat the sand which is there.
I yelled out, "Oasis!"
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He had a dry sense of humor.
rick ash-tree
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
Two palms, no dates.
He told me "You can borrow any movie in my collection but I'm never gonna give you Up."
I told him he was in deNile.
One balloon to the other : watch out, there’s a cactussssss
Carat Cake
"Ma'am you son dried "
"Can I ask you something?" I said.
"Certainly," he replied.
I said, "Why did you just eat my food?"
Camelbert!
I really made a mesa things though.
With camelflage!
Camelflage
They were dunesday preppers.
It wasn’t a bacon tree it was a Ham Bush
Tumble weed
Dry humor
I usually toast my sand Witches.
It’s the “Snorin” Desert.
..then I probably wouldn't bother going.
They both have Sandy Claws.
He was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.
Because of all the sand-which is there.
Whilst gathering food, they find a magical golden lamp. The Englishman says “rub the lamp!” They do, and a genie appears. “I only have three wishes to offer,” he says, “so I’ll give you one wish each.
The Englishman says, “I’d like to be living in a penthouse in London with £1,000,000 in my bank account.” His wish is granted.
The Scotsman says “I’d love to live in a renovated Scottish castle with £2,000,000 in my bank account.” His wish is granted.
The genie then turns to the Irishman: “And what do you wish for?” The Irishman says to the genie, “It’s getting a bit lonely here, can I have the other two back?”
There was literally nothing Dubai.
Inflation
Is a trope-ical plant.
because of the sand which is there.
The barman says "long time no sea."
He replied, ‘Me car door. That way, if I get hot, I can just roll me window down.’
The individual male Warlocks, try as they might, could not master the art of bringing back their counterparts and all seemed lost.
Then, two young Warlocks found that, by working together - one recreating the body while the other recreated the soul - they could bring them back to life from the very sand they died in.
It's crazy but they could finish each other's Sand Witches.
He wanted a change of Korea
Me: Their fur is the same color as the desert so they blend in.
Her: Exactly! They camel-flage!
I walked right into that one lol
Because of all the sand which is there.
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
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