I got a bee.
...but really, thereβs a whole world of differences between them.
Οthon.
It was a dead giveaway.
Just 5 minutes more.
She has a round figure.
The game is a foot!
A lonely cry from an abandoned turd.
Decomposing.
I am impressed with his shelf confidence.
I responded with hi pregnant, i'm dad.
"No you're not."
Thatβs it, thatβs the joke! ;)
But it's up there.
I told him, "That's the last thing I need".
Surely it's a pigment of their imagination ?
Its apparent.
They were quite MEADiocre
One might say he is a master baiter.
Me: Their fur is the same color as the desert so they blend in.
Her: Exactly! They camel-flage!
I walked right into that one lol
Any more and it would be two farty...
Because he is the supreme ruler.
Sitting at home, reading his Wikipedia page.
They must have been itentacle twins.
" You know my method. It's founded upon the observation of Trifles. "
He said, βSorry. No time.β
because it was a big target
Laika million to one
They wear tide-die!
EDIT: I know itβs not exactly the dryest humor but I still thought it was fun.
I don't know why exactly, they just said it was for biddin'
It was a brief case.
Perfect thyme-ing.
Although I'm still not sure how exactly I'm supposed to get anything back down... I guess I'll just have to wait until the balloons pop to use my TV again.
β’ you suddenly know all the words to every Eagles song.
β’ you get up early on a Saturday morning to make sure youβll be tired enough for a couch nap that afternoon.
β’ you change your carβs oil exactly every 2,000 miles.
β’ mowing the lawn is no longer a chore, but a privilege.
β’ you can actually tell old John Wayne movies apart.
β’ your idea of fun is aimlessly wandering around the home improvement section of any store.
βHow do ya know exactly how many?β I inquired
Lumberjack: βEasy. I keep a log.β
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a very strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.
The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, The same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, and again fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.
The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know.
If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?
The monks reply, You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles, when you find these numbers, you will become a monk. The man sets about his task. Some 54 years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery.
He says, I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.
The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.
The monks lead the man to a wooden door where the head monk says, The sound is right behind that door. The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked.
He says, Real funny. May I have the key? The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.
The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it.
Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire, And so it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.
Finally, the monks say, This is the last key to the last door.
The man is relieved to know that he has finally reached to the end.
He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.
But he can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.
I bet you have another pair exactly like that.
"Just 5 minutes more "
a π-thon
I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log.
A Οthon
I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log.
