Got to stud-dee to get my de-gree in my fave subject, Pun-o-graphy !
Hot and fresh, made to order puns!
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I can do puns with just one subject, puns that connect two subjects, pun pickup lines, and pun-chlines for jokes of the form "____ walks into a bar."
Just comment on this post with the subject you need a pun on, and I will get back to you as soon as possible.
Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?
Now you mention Botox and no one even raises an eyebrow.
If anyone gets an email from me with the subject 'My meat', don't open it.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
What is a snake's favorite subject?
What is a seals favorite subject?
The one subject I was bad at in school
If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed
My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.
Me: Can we change the subject?
Her: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
My trigonometry teacher loves talking about unrelated subjects for a long time
I guess you could say that he sometimes goes off on a sin/cos
What is a ghost’s favorite math subject?
What's a witch's favorite subject?
My kids got on the subject of lava & asked: “Can you drink it?!”
So I said, “Sure! But it’ll go right through you!”
What is a king's least favorite subject?
My least favorite subject in school was ancient history.
The teacher always tended to Babylon
My wife says I change subjects too often when I'm talking to people.
I'm glad it rained today so I don't need to water the lawn. Anyone else feel like pizza for dinner?
when the subject of computers is brought up
people get excited and think of apps
Let’s start this off by breaking the ice. It’s a slippery subject, but I know we can crack it!
PSA: if you receive an email with the subject ding dong. Whatever you do, don’t open it.
It’s the Jehovah’s witnesses working from home
If I’m being subjective, the greatest sci-fi series of all time is Dr. Who.
If I’m being objective, it’s Dr. Whom.
What do you call a pastry that announces its own position on a subject?
What is a fish's favorite subject?
My Dad told me he always struggled with three subjects in school;
Maths, and he couldn’t remember the other one.
What was the snake’s favorite subject in school?
Braille is a very touchy subject
On the subject of books, I also read one about the ocean.
What subject does Dr Pepper specialize in?
What's Darth Vader's favorite subject?
Mechanics, Because it talks about the force.
Animals should be used to represent school subjects...
English should be a hawk, they have good eyes, and you need good eyes for reading.
History should be bowhead whales since they’ve lived through more than anyone else.
And finally, maths should be snakes, I hear they’re great Adders.
I hate it when people say humour is only subjective.
I'm gonna name my baby Subject
It's the only way my wife will let me change the subject in the middle of an argument.
A man's daughter wanted to have a tea party with him...
... the man agreed, but he doesn't have much experteas in the subject
Subject: weather
I’m curious as to how many puns can be fit into one comment before it no longer becomes funny.
What is a seal's favorite subject in school?
I'm a primary school teacher and one of my kids got me in the lols with this one today... what's a witch's favorite subject?
Algebra was the easiest subject to learn in Ancient Rome.
What school subject is the fruitiest?
History, because it's full of dates.
Who goes Vroom Vroom these days anyway
Son: Dad, what’s your favorite rock group? Dad: If I’m being subjective, I’d say The Who.
But if I’m being objective, I’d say The Whom.
What subject does a witch teach at school?
What's the hardest subject on Earth?
Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?
Now you mention Botox and no one raises an eyebrow.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
If I’m being subjective, the greatest sci-fi show of all time is Dr. Who.
If I’m being objective, it is Dr. Whom.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
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