A list of puns related to "Deck (building)"
It was a deck quorum.
3 men were on a boat, having dinner. In between the starter and main dishes they went smoking on the deck. Once arrived on the deck, the one with the cigarettes figured he had 4 cigarettes but no lighter. He threw one cigarette overboard so that the boat became a cigarette lighter
It required too many steps.
Credits to my brother in law when he was painting his deck.
My dad told me this, one of my grandpa's old jokes.
When he went into the hardware store to buy lumber, he would ask for some 2x4's. When the guy at the desk asked how long he wanted them, he would say "Oh a long time, we're building a deck"
Dad: I'm building a deck, I'm here to get some 2x4s Guy: how long ya need it? Dad: Well I'm hoping it'll last at least a few years
me: I'm gonna be building a deck somewhere down south.
dad: do you know how to get there?
me: Yeah, I have to go through a town called Lodi.
dad: I hope you don't get stuck there!
I guess I set myself up for that one
I was building a new deck at the back of my house for a grill. Then I decided that it needed a counter for food prep, holding beers, etc. Well now that I have a counter, wouldn't it be great to have an outdoor fridge? Yes, yes it would. Needless to say, the size of the deck got a little out of control.
My wife sees the framing going up and says, "What do you need all this space for?"
I say, "Grilling meat and relaxation."
She responds, "Are you planning to do yoga while you grill?"
I say, "Yes. Downward Hot Dog."
She quips, "Careful, you wouldn't want to burn your little Warrior."
My dad and I were building a deck. When I was measuring something he turns to me and asks "oh, just seeing how long you've been here for?"
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