David (name) Puns

I guess that’s just dawei it is.

Too much Hassel.

The student replies, “No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was an asshole.”

... I guess you can call me Dav now."

That way when someone is asking who that kid is, someone can say, “that’s Harley, Davidson.”

(This really something I’m considering btw)

The star has stated "In the beginning, it was hard to change my last name. But after some time, there was no hassle"

Me: my name isn’t David.

Doctor: I know. I’m David.

We are finally getting chickens! We are also obsessed with puns and serial killers. Can anyone of the much brighter minds than mine think of any good chicken related/true crime puns?

He would be Michael and J-Lo’s David

My work uses punny names for all its example scenarios. Things like Dustin Dubree, Dora Jarr, Duane Pipes, etc.

One of them is David Jochim and no one in my class of 7 can figure this out.

So it’s either not a pun, or we’re dense.

Pets I want to have....

An otter name Harry Otter. A snake named Severus Snake. A tortoise named Voldetort. A chicken named Kylo Hen. A dog named Barkamedes. A deer named David Hasselhoof. A turkey named Green Gobbleen. A cat named Captain Ameowrica. A stork named Tony Stork. A pig named Peter Porker. A crocodile named Croctor Strange. A duck named Ducktor Doom. A squid named Abraham Inkin. A goose named Ryan Gooseling. A heron named Charlize Heron. A goat named Selena Goatmez An alpaca named Alpacachino. A carp name Leonardo Di’Carprio. A tuna named Tuna Turner. A horse named Neighlor Swift. A toad named Demi Lavatoad. A Rhino named Ryan Rhinolds. A swan named Swan Jovi. A Falcon named Jimmy Falcon. A ferret named Ferret Faucet. A rabbit named Hoptimus Prime. A cow named Moolissa McCarthy. A crow named Seth Crowgan. A fox named Charlie Fox. A cat named Katy Purry. A wolf named Howly Berry. A hamster named Scarlet Johamster. A parrot named Squakin Phoenix. A duck named DuckleBerry Finn. A canary named Jim Canary. A swarm of bees, all named Beeyoncé. A sheep named Meryl Sheep. An elk named Elkton John. A bear named Teddy Mercury. A ram named Gordon RAMsey. A shark named Fin Diesel. A jellyfish named Jelly Clarkson. An Iguana named Eddie Lizard. A hyena named Hyena Bonham Carter. A penguin named Robird Downey Jr.

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If I ever have a son I'm naming him Tom just so I can play space oddity by David bowie in the delivery room during the birth. It's the ultimate dad joke and none of you can stop me

I'm still getting used to calling her David.

Hey guys my friend is opening up a new bar and is looking for some food name puns. We were looking for some help from Reddit. Here are some of the names we have so far

• Happy Grillmore
• Spaghetti Murphy
• Lasagnye West
• Forrest Rump
• Egg Sheeran
• David Jafflehoff
• The Lamb Shank Redemption
• Beef Me Up Scotty
• HeisenBurger

Anymore suggestions will be appreciated

After 23 years you would think I would learn that his name was actually David.

It should be named David Lee Broth

"Dad am I adopted?"

"No, you're David. Why would anyone name you 'Adopted'? Even if we wanted to, your name was already 'David' when we adopted you"

Me: You sure I have to go tomorrow?

Dad: Yes. The family is expecting you. Just talk to David and he can help you out.

Me: Roger That

Dad: No his name is David

Me: "What's for dinner, I'm starving."

Dad: "Hi, Starving. I'm Dad."

Me: "NO! My name is DAVID. There is no 'starving' in my name."

Dad: "Oh okay. My mistake, No Starving David."

God damn it, dad...

So now I'm just Dav.