A list of puns related to "My Name Is David"
... I guess you can call me Dav now."
That way when someone is asking who that kid is, someone can say, “that’s Harley, Davidson.”
(This really something I’m considering btw)
Hey guys my friend is opening up a new bar and is looking for some food name puns. We were looking for some help from Reddit. Here are some of the names we have so far
Anymore suggestions will be appreciated
Me: "What's for dinner, I'm starving."
Dad: "Hi, Starving. I'm Dad."
Me: "NO! My name is DAVID. There is no 'starving' in my name."
Dad: "Oh okay. My mistake, No Starving David."
God damn it, dad...
So now I'm just Dav.
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