You do know that modern appliances are really spying on us, and sending back data on our habits. In fact..
Vacuum cleaners have been gathering dirt on us for years.
Why does Compton have the best cell data?
Because they have the most G’s.
There are 2 types of people in this world: 1: People who can extrapolate information based off of incomplete data
2:
How much data can be stored in a glacier?
A frostbyte
Why did the statistician hesitate to apply the square root transformation to the data on annual hate crimes?
She didn't want bigotry to be normalized.
How does one mine for data?
By quarrying a database!
What country's bees can store the most data?
U.S.Bees
I can’t stand people who say data we all know it’s pronounced...
Data
What do you call a drive full of sorted data?
Information in formation
If I have a son I will name him Data, after Mr.Data from Star Trek.
If it’s a girl, we’ll pronounce it Data.
A pun my sister edited in snapchat and then sent to me: A Good Data Die Hard
Salmon must have a good data plan...
They are always streaming
Data leaking v.redd.it/yi5zklpiyn931
Data pointing to the database I manage makes for a top tier visual pun.
I collected a lot of data trying to disprove confirmation bias.
The results were exactly what I expected.
All I do in my statistics class is subtract the average number from data sets.
It’s demeaning.
“Cake Day” karma grab attempt: there are 2 kinds of people in the world: those that can extrapolate from incomplete data...
If you store data in the cloud and it rains, is that considered a data leak?
How do data scientists quantify rabies outbreaks?
In megabytes.
Have you heard about data storage in DNA?
I think it’s an ingenious breakthrough.
I love putting data into spreadsheets. Its something I Excel at.
It's fascinating viewing the data over humanity's exponential consumption of lumber over time.
It is presented, of course, as a log log log.
What did the underpaid data scientist say?
I need arrays.
A man wanted to sabotage his college’s data, so he paid his thumbdrive
It got corrupted
If zuckerburg steals your girl's fb data is it called being zuckolded?
That was really cold-blooded of Mark Zuckerberg to give out user data.
Time to get rid of lizard on our walls.
Kleenex boxes are like cheap mobile data plans
You think they’re infinite until they’re snot
The Ontario Cannabis Store reported a data breach affecting 4,500 customers
They say the police are trying to weed out the culprit.
There are two types of people, those that can extrapolate from an incomplete data set
There are two types of people: 1.) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
I collected a lot of data trying to disprove observation bias.
It was exactly what I expected.
There are two types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data..
There are two types of people in the world... Those that can extrapolate results from incomplete data and...
There are only two types of people. Those, who can extrapolate incomplete data
There are two kinds of people in this world... those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
I collected a lot of data trying to disprove observation bias.
The results were exactly what I expected.
There are two types of people in this world. 1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,
There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who can Extrapolate on incomplete data...
There are 2 types of people in the world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.
I collected and analyzed a lot of data trying to disprove observation bias.
The results were exactly what I expected.
