After my girlfriend posted a picture of us at a Meteor Crater..

(Me) "You spelled meteor wrong."

(Her) "Did I really?"

(Me) "Just joking, you spelled meteorite. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IBrokeMyCloset
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2014
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Watched First Man today. Watched as Ryan Gosling dropped Karen's bracelet into a crater.

Always thought Karen was out of this world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alone4eva17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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I went to a crater convention expecting to have a good time

It ended up being the pits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Supadude51
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?

He wanted to go where no man had gone before.

(My dad dropped this one out of nowhere over coffee this morning.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danielaurence
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Yesterday two astronauts got lost on the dark side of the moon. It was cold and scary, but

on the bright side they had a blast playing in the craters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconaboot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aagusgus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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Golf

I was in the car with my friends mom, on the way from the airport to go spend a week with my friend and his family in Utah. My friends dad was on speaker phone talking with my friends mom about her golf match the following day. The mom says, "It's an early match, at a place called Crater Springs." And the dad responds by asking, "Where is that, on the moon?" The car was silent until the dad and I started laughing hilariously. She got dad joked hard.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2014
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I got lost on the dark side of the moon the other day. It was cold and scary, but

on the bright side the craters were a lot of fun to explore!

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