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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

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📅︎ Feb 06 2021

(Meta) Yes, the trail-mix-peanuts-cranberries-eminem-joke has been posted here around 10 times already, stop reposting it!

thanks.

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👤︎ u/stgm_at

📅︎ Jan 21 2020

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I was out picking some young cranberries when the elderberries ran me off.

Seems I upset the cranparents.

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👤︎ u/desireewhitehall

📅︎ Nov 28 2019

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Why did the cranberry turn red?

Because it saw the turkey dressing.

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👤︎ u/OCR9

📅︎ Nov 19 2019

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Why did the cranberry sauce cross the road?

To get to the other sides.

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👤︎ u/hurps0

📅︎ Nov 21 2018

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Did you hear about the botanist that tried to graft a cranberry onto an apple tree?

The results weren’t so good. He got a crapple

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👤︎ u/marcuccione

📅︎ Jul 27 2019

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What did the cranberry dress up as for Halloween?

A zombay-ay-ay

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👤︎ u/petersk8008

📅︎ Nov 22 2018

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I dropped a heavy box of cranberries on my leg.

Now I cranberry walk.

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👤︎ u/Velvet0wl

📅︎ Aug 12 2017

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What do you call a meal with prunes, soup, coffee, tea, and cranberry juice?

Incontinental breakfast.

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👤︎ u/BoltActionPiano

📅︎ Jun 03 2014

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I was in swimming and told my kids the fine mist from the water tasted like cranberry juice...

because it was Ocean Spray!

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👤︎ u/billdanbury

📅︎ Aug 21 2015

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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from The Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem

I call it my trail mix

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👤︎ u/ADMR21

📅︎ Sep 13 2020

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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my Trail Mix

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev

📅︎ Jul 29 2019

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I have a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberries, and the Peanuts.

I named it The Trail Mix.

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👤︎ u/bbtehbuild

📅︎ Apr 07 2019

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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my Trail Mix.

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👤︎ u/Mama_Bear15

📅︎ Feb 27 2020

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I finally made a playlist for hiking. It has music from the peanuts, the cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix

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👤︎ u/danny_sob

📅︎ Apr 05 2020

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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from peanuts, the cranberries and eminem.

I call it my Trail Mix

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👤︎ u/Ishmit_singh

📅︎ Apr 18 2020

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I had a playlist for hiking with music from Peanuts, The Cranberries and Eminem...

I call it my Trail Mix.

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👤︎ u/PhoenixAurum

📅︎ Apr 08 2020

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I made a hiking playlist, it has songs from the peanuts, the cranberries, and Eminem

I call it my trail mix

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👤︎ u/kingjackal7

📅︎ Mar 10 2020

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I made a hiking playlist. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

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👤︎ u/bumbletrees3

📅︎ Feb 22 2020

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I made a playlist for hiking, it has songs from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem

I call it my Trail Mix

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👤︎ u/YeetusTheFetus08

📅︎ Feb 25 2020

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I made a playlist for when I go hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

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👤︎ u/kshovhan

📅︎ Mar 02 2020

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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem

I call it my trail mix

(Not oc I just thought it was funny)

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👤︎ u/NewCowSmell

📅︎ Feb 27 2020

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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my Trail Mix.

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👤︎ u/justmaurice

📅︎ Feb 24 2020

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I made a playlist for when I go hiking. It has music from the peanuts, the cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

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👤︎ u/sobexmaster

📅︎ Aug 07 2019

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I hike most mornings, so I went ahead and made a playlist with music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.

It's my trail mix

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👤︎ u/Chateau512

📅︎ Aug 09 2019

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I made a playlist for hiking. Included are songs from Peanuts, The Cranberries, Eminem, and even The California Raisins.

I call it my Trail Mix

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👤︎ u/Scruluce

📅︎ Aug 26 2019

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I made a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberries, and the Peanuts.

I call it my Trail Mix.

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👤︎ u/AlbinoCookiez

📅︎ Jan 19 2018

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Why was the Cranberry sauce red?

Because it saw the Turkey Dressing.

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👤︎ u/demon1177

📅︎ Nov 25 2016

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