A pirate wanted to celebrate his captainβs birthday, so he bought a large quantity of balloons while ashore. Back on the ship, he walked over to hand the balloons to the captain, but he tripped and most of them floated away. The captain said, βArrr! That was a costly mistake...β
βWe lost a lot of doubloons.β
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︎ Nov 28 2020
That was a costly joke
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︎ Mar 20 2019
My son wanted to go for a costly trip
So I reminded him about all things he could have achieved in life if he hadn't left college.
A guilt trip is still a trip right?
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A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Pirate gets his ears pierced. How much did it cost.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
"What concert costs just 45 cents?"
"50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"
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︎ Dec 05 2020
How much does Santaβs sleigh cost?
Nothing ... itβs on the house.
(Ho Ho Ho)
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︎ Dec 04 2020
How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony Starkβs parents?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
That one will cost you
https://preview.redd.it/6f55higqzm061.jpg?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4d6801bbad07681e2a3170834a834e02b1e4d07
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I bought a musical instrument for my daughter, which cost me $1000.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I once took a librarian on a date, she cost me a fortune.
My own fault though, I kept her out too long.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
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︎ Nov 11 2020
In Jamaica apple pie costs $2 a slice while in the Bahamas a slice of cherry pie costs $3.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
How do I determine the cost of a balloon after adjusting for inflation?
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︎ Sep 06 2020
What do you call a thought that costs money?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
How much did HYDRA's upgrades cost Bucky?
An arm and a leg. Luckily, he talked them down to half price.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Told my wife that an apple pie cost $2.50 in Jamaica
She replied, β lol ok.β
Then I told her, βan apple pie cost $3.00 in the Bahamas...β
She asked, β Are we going to these places?β
I said, β No, honey. These are just the Pie-Rates of the Caribbean.β
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︎ Jul 12 2020
At the store, my daughter found a shirt she liked on clearance. My wife asked her how much it cost.
I said "well, she just dropped it, so I'm gonna guess it's floor dollars."
My daughter actually gave me a fist bump for that one, which she now denies doing.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Production costs are really high in the dairy business
A lot of expenses are in curd.
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︎ Jul 19 2020
Do you know why the cost of balloons is going up?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
A chicken pie in Jamaica costs Β£2.00. A chicken pie in Trinidad costs Β£2.14. A chicken pie in St Kitts costs Β£2.09.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
What cost???
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︎ May 24 2020
Whatβs a song that costs 45Β’?
A song by 50cent ft Nickelback
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︎ Aug 20 2019
It didn't even cost me a pound.
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︎ Mar 28 2020
βHow much does the funny smelling spray cost?β
βPerfume?β
βNo, per bottle.β
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Remember when air was free at the gas station, now itβs $1.50. You know why?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
What's a deer's favourite dessert?
Doe-nuts.
How much does each one cost the deer?
One buck.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
I went into a church and asked the minister how much it would cost to rent a church singing group.
He asked, "do you mean a choir?"
I said, "OK, fine, then how much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
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︎ Dec 05 2020
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?
nothing, its on the house
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︎ Aug 26 2020
How much does a roof cost?
Nothing, it's on the house
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︎ Aug 13 2020
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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︎ Aug 16 2020
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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︎ Aug 23 2020
How much does a chimney cost
Nothing. It's on the house
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︎ Aug 23 2020
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced ?
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Why did the balloon cost $100?
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︎ Oct 03 2020
What concert costs just 45 cents
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
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︎ Jul 14 2020
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing - itβs on the house
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︎ Aug 13 2020
What Concert Cost Just 45 Cents...
50 cents featuring Nickelback
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 cent featuring Nickelback.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?
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︎ May 12 2020
How much does pirate corn cost?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickleback
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︎ Jul 16 2020
How much does it cost a pirate to get their ears pierced?
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︎ Mar 21 2020
A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00. In the Bahamas it costs $2.50.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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