"Someone help me find my cornucopia!",

The man cried fruitlessly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SherlockH73
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I've always wanted to work for Fruit of the Loom

I've heard their office meetings are brief

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDrComfort
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vinnyy5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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GF got me and I have never been so happy

She generally groans or rolls her eyes at my cornucopia of dad jokes but today I said "I'm tired" and without missing a beat she replied "Hi Tired!" She then got me again about half an hour later when I said "I'm asleep" "Hi Asleep!"

I have never been so proud in my life.

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