Copycats
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📅︎ Aug 20 2020
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📅︎ Sep 12 2019
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What pet does the CEO of Xerox have?

A copycat.

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👤︎ u/stgm_at
📅︎ Feb 22 2020
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Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married.

The wedding wasn't much. But the reception was incredible!

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📅︎ Sep 27 2018
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Plague, inc.

My brother was describing the game Plague, inc. to my dad this morning. Here's how it went down:

Brother: So in this game, you have to make a disease, choose all of its characteristics, and then try to infect as many people in the world as possible.

Dad: That's kind of sick

Many groans were had by all.

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📅︎ May 02 2014
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It's not Spam...

I emailed my dad a link to a copycat recipe of KFC's coleslaw, since he frequently tries to replicate it. He's very wary of spam and virus links, so I sent him a text to let him know the email incoming from me was legit, and I got back this gem:

Me: Hey, I just emailed you a link to a copycat recipe for KFC's coleslaw, and I just wanted to give you a heads up that it's not spam.

Dad: No, it's coleslaw.

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👤︎ u/M_K80
📅︎ Feb 01 2014
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3 cats are on a boat. One jumps in how many cats are left on the boat?

None because the other two were copycats.

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