Pizza Hut employee: β€œWould you like a contactless delivery?

Yes, I’d prefer they wear glasses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaw-Deez
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Did you hear about Hooters’ new contactless delivery service?

For a while it was knockers, but now it’s just honkers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadzoned3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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I hate paying contactless.

I can't see the chip and pin device.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sammy_Colon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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I just can't get on board with these contactless payments

without them I can barely see the machine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottishy
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2016
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Every time I order pizza, the delivery guy can't find my house!

I finally asked him if he was blind and he said: "Yes sir, this is a contactless delivery."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkesco
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2021
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Why did the guy buy glasses during the pandemic?

Because he was trying to be contactless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Ever since the pandemic started, I’ve been wondering why my food delivery drivers have all been wearing glasses.

I had forgotten that contactless delivery was required.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-T-P
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Could someone help me?

I just went through a contactless entryway, and now I can't see farther than my phone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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My customers keep complaining that they're receiving empty boxes with no contacts in them

but they're the ones that keep requesting contactless delivery!

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