Contactless Puns

A list of puns related to "Contactless"

Pizza Hut employee: “Would you like a contactless delivery?

Yes, I’d prefer they wear glasses.

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👤︎ u/Shaw-Deez
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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Did you hear about Hooters’ new contactless delivery service?

For a while it was knockers, but now it’s just honkers

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👤︎ u/dadzoned3
📅︎ Aug 10 2020
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I hate paying contactless.

I can't see the chip and pin device.

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👤︎ u/Sammy_Colon
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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I just can't get on board with these contactless payments

without them I can barely see the machine

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👤︎ u/scottishy
📅︎ May 06 2016
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Every time I order pizza, the delivery guy can't find my house!

I finally asked him if he was blind and he said: "Yes sir, this is a contactless delivery."

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👤︎ u/darkesco
📅︎ Aug 19 2021
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Why did the guy buy glasses during the pandemic?

Because he was trying to be contactless.

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👤︎ u/CMoy1980
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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Ever since the pandemic started, I’ve been wondering why my food delivery drivers have all been wearing glasses.

I had forgotten that contactless delivery was required.

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👤︎ u/A-T-P
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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Could someone help me?

I just went through a contactless entryway, and now I can't see farther than my phone!

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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My customers keep complaining that they're receiving empty boxes with no contacts in them

but they're the ones that keep requesting contactless delivery!

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👤︎ u/Willnotholdoor4Hodor
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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