If a wine connoisseur is called a sommelier then a perfume connoisseur should be called a smellier
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AnAwfulLotOfOcelots
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Why is it so hard to impress oil connoisseurs?

They have refined tastes

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Villagecreep
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I asked a tea connoisseur what tea he drinks.

He said he drinks a Varie-tea.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jwben
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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My dad, the wine connoisseur

Dad: Do you know what my favorite wine is? Me: I'm not sure, what? Dad: (in a high voice) "I wanna go to Florida!!!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mesyrn
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 28 2014
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My neighbor just asked what I do with โ€œleft overโ€ bacon.

I consider myself a bacon connoisseur but Iโ€™ve never heard of that kind before, can anyone help me out on this?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Frindwamp
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What kind of dinosaur judges you?

connoisseur

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VeryOriginalName98
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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I have a friend who likes to make his own custom custards....

And he comes up to me one day and says "Hey Undope! I have this new custard I've been working on, and I think it's my best one yet! Would you like to try it?" And with me being a custard connoisseur, I happily agree, so he takes his sample he has on hand and gives it to me.

I take a bite and take my time, slowly judging the textures and flavors I would expect from a well crafted custard. He becomes mortified as a noticeable wince appears on my face and I struggle a little bit to put down the bite I took.

"Oh my gosh!" he cries. "Do you think it's bad!?"

I shake my head no in response, attempting not to hurt my friend's feelings.

"It's not terrible," I reply. "It's just kinda off-putting."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Undope
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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I got too baked
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/laundromoat
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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Request: Wedding Puns

Hello fellow pun connoisseurs,

Friends of mine just recently had a bit of a shotgun wedding. I'm vowing to prepare a statement for them in celebration The bride is particularly fond of puns. While I've been grooming myself for this for some time, any matrimonial/wedding puns that I might consider would be much appreciated. It would be the best, man!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/canadasecond
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 29 2013
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My dad dropped this one at dinner...

My sister, father and I were all eating together. So my sister says she is a connoisseur. My dad replies by telling her that I am a connoisseur because I spend a lot of time at the gym. He explains saying that after I walk out of the gym I say " I am kinna sore".

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Gorrila-Jim
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 15 2014
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