They have refined tastes
He said he drinks a Varie-tea.
Dad: Do you know what my favorite wine is? Me: I'm not sure, what? Dad: (in a high voice) "I wanna go to Florida!!!"
I consider myself a bacon connoisseur but I’ve never heard of that kind before, can anyone help me out on this?
connoisseur
And he comes up to me one day and says "Hey Undope! I have this new custard I've been working on, and I think it's my best one yet! Would you like to try it?" And with me being a custard connoisseur, I happily agree, so he takes his sample he has on hand and gives it to me.
I take a bite and take my time, slowly judging the textures and flavors I would expect from a well crafted custard. He becomes mortified as a noticeable wince appears on my face and I struggle a little bit to put down the bite I took.
"Oh my gosh!" he cries. "Do you think it's bad!?"
I shake my head no in response, attempting not to hurt my friend's feelings.
"It's not terrible," I reply. "It's just kinda off-putting."
Hello fellow pun connoisseurs,
Friends of mine just recently had a bit of a shotgun wedding. I'm vowing to prepare a statement for them in celebration The bride is particularly fond of puns. While I've been grooming myself for this for some time, any matrimonial/wedding puns that I might consider would be much appreciated. It would be the best, man!
My sister, father and I were all eating together. So my sister says she is a connoisseur. My dad replies by telling her that I am a connoisseur because I spend a lot of time at the gym. He explains saying that after I walk out of the gym I say " I am kinna sore".
