Confetti's Puns

A list of puns related to "Confetti's"

(12 year old) Daughter: "The dog has a piece of confetti stuck to his butt."

Me: "That's because he's a party pooper!"

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👤︎ u/sexxc
📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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My idiot friend ate a bunch of confetti on a dare.

Later he turned out to be a party pooper.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 14 2018
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I did it! I told a dad joke that my wife AND preteen daughter laughed at!

Daughter: the dog has a piece of confetti stuck to his butt.

Me: that's because he's a party pooper!

Edit: I can't believe somebody gave me gold for this.

Edit 2: Seriously guys. Quit giving me gold. The joke really wasn't that good.

Edit 3: yes, I have a bunch of kids named Edit.

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👤︎ u/CaptainAwesome06
📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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What do you call soldiers from the South when they partied during the Civil War?

Confetti-ate soldiers

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👤︎ u/Skyfi357
📅︎ Jan 21 2018
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Not your typical dad joke, but I wanted to share.

Birthdays were always fun in our household. One of the things that I would always remember were what my dad used to do with the card envelopes. He would stuff them with confetti so that when you opened them, it would just go everywhere. He just passed recently and only after we discovered that birthday envelopes weren't the only envelopes he would do this with. Anytime he had to pay bills, he would stuff the envelope with the same sort of confetti. It just made laugh imagining the guy at the electric company opening it.

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👤︎ u/Euphenomenal
📅︎ Apr 09 2014
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What do you call someone with confetti stuck to their butt?

A party pooper

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👤︎ u/dandan_56
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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