Shout out to whoever first came up with the idea to shred cheese.

It was a grate idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Why does the superhero shred his cheese?

For the grater good.

Just made this up in the kitchen and got an eye roll from my wife, so I figured it was good to post, even if it is a bit cheesy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZayroReave
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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I once tried to shred cheese with a knife...

But then I found something grater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Baconbitz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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If you shred cheese with a knife it doesn't get any greater.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/drewvamp
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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I used to have a job shredding cheese.

I wasn't too bad, but I could have been grater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harris322
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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Someone told me Trumps last order as president is to outlaw shredded cheese.

Hmm guess he wants to make America grate again πŸ€”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Did you hear the Trump administration is thinking about making it illegal to sell pre-shredded cheese?

Apparently they want to make America grate again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smakattak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese, and make America grate again.

also in the news:

Patients who have died or been admitted to intensive care with Covid-19 have been found to be deficient in a vitamin found in spinach, eggs, and hard and blue cheeses, raising hopes that dietary change might be one part of the answer to combating the disease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Better not buy pre-shredded cheese

Because doing it yourself is grate

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Why is shredding cheese better than sliced cheese?

Because it went through a cheese greater!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legoless0234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Shredding
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamergod4now
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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The U.S. needs to stop selling pre-packaged shredded cheese!

Make America Grate Again!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sweetmonkeylove
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Need shredded cheese but only have a block?

Use the block to play your guitar really hard...

Shred it......

Cheesy I know, but I think it's gouda

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joker-here
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Donald Trump is reportedly banning the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Throwawayn019283
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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I thought of a shredded cheese joke.

But it's not that grate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Last week I was on the edge of a cliff, holding on to a box full of shredded cheese. I loved that box, but I knew I had to let it go. I didn’t want to...

But it was for the grater good

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Today I went out searching for shredded coconut coated in chocolate.

They call me The Bounty Hunter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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My wife shredded some cheese to sprinkle on the pasta tonight.

I told her she’s doing grate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/semarlow
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I took a cheese shredding class, but wasn't very good at it. I nearly failed.

It was D grating

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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What do you call a cow in a cactus field?

Holy cow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dlongwell
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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A man tried to start a fight by throwing dough, shredded cheese, and tomato sauce at me.

So I said, β€œYou wanna pizza me?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Why did the block of cheese not want to get sliced ?

It had grater plans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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A block of cheese went to the gym and

got shredded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hanya_124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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many flavors of shredded cheeses
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smeef37
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Shredding services
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot004
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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It’s not a real economic downturn until people stop buying pre-shredded cheese.

That’s the start of the grate depression

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Why did the blonde walk into a bank with a bag full of shredded wood?

She wanted to open a shavings account.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Are you shredded cheddar?

β€˜Cause I think you’re grate!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Why can't you turn shredded cheese back into a block?

It would be de-grating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProtectedLeft
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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My brother was getting the shredded cheddar for dinner.

I told him β€œbe careful, it’s sharp!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peodup
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Shredded cheese was a great invention.

People were really grateful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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A meat-loving king has a contest to find the next royal chef

A meat-loving king has a contest to find the next royal chef. He invites 3 renowned chefs from all over the kingdom to serve him and the favorite will become the new royal chef!

The first chef serves the king an enormous rack of ribs. "Very impressive," said the king.

The second chef serves a huge steak, cooked to perfection. "So satisfying," said the king.

The third chef gives the king a plate with small rocks on a bed of shredded cabbage. "What the hell is this," the king asks.

The third chef says, "These rocks fell from the sky into my back yard. Indeed, ribs and steak are very meaty, but asteroids are meteor!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ppardee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Any left over cabbage shall be shredded and mixed with mayo!

-Cole’s Law

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πŸ‘€︎ u/browserleet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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Why did the cheese go to the gym?

It wanted to get shredded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobafett01992
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Shredded cheese is a good idea

But whoever invented the machine for making it had the greater idea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uglyoldbob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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Did you hear about the shredded cheese shortage?

It’s time to make America grate again!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LayThatPipe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Why are Trump supporters so against shredded cheese?

They want to make America grate again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trailsend85
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Shredded cheese isn't just good

It's grate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Explorer3879
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Ban pre-shredded cheese!

Make America Grate Again!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yipyopyupyap
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Don't buy pre-shredded cheese.

Make America grate again!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afrooooh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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No more shredded cheese!

Make America grate again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyNooNooHead
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Donald trump wants to ban pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America Grate Again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Ban pre shredded cheese.

Make America grate again!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuasiRuneScape
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese

And make America grate again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pedro_CB
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nonions
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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I wonder if Donald Trump hates pre shredded cheese...

Because he wants to make America grate again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAWR_XD42069
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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