They both have a great time.
Thankfully it’s just semicolon cancer
Doctor: marijuana, cigarettes, cigars, Vapes?
Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.
It's been done, thank you, have a great day. :)
I don't work well under pressure nor do I like toxic work environment.
The Semi-truck’s digestive system
It just wanted a little comma-raderie.
It was given two consecutive sentences.
would that give you a colon oz copy?
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
[and posted a picture of him and his bike on a rest day.] (https://i.imgur.com/IapqomG.png)
Edit: Whoa this is getting popular. I live on the other side of the world, and am about to go to bed, but I am just going to put his [donation page] (http://ccf.convio.net/site/TR?px=3433802&fr_id=1580&pg=personal) at the top of the post if anyone is interested. It is no big deal, but if someone is looking, I thought I'd put it at the top. Either way, you all are going to make his day when I show him how many people appreciated his joke. I just hope this doesn't mean that I have to laugh at all of them from now on...
They gave him a tough sentence. He got off better than his accomplice, The semi-colon, who is in between two complete sentences.
... Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.
"Jane ate her friend's colon."
Now I have a semi-colon.
As long. as it doesn't. give. you irregular. periods.
I must be missing some bowels.
They call him the ascending colon.
because they like to colonize.
I am just worried about becoming a semi colon
(excuse my grammar that should be a semi-colon)
You can see that I didn't do a period, not very good at my poonctuation
He was given two consecutive sentences.
They both have a good time.