I used to hate my boyfriends cologne
But then it started to rub off on me
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I'm developing a new cologne for introverts
Leave me the Fuh Cologne
There was this really advanced and expensive cologne that came out last week.
Elon musk
An NBA player was penalized for spraying cologne on a chicken.
It was a fragrant fowl.
What was Harry Careyβs favorite cologne?
Eau le Cow
Did you hear that Tesla is entering the lifestyle brand market with a new cologne?
Elon Musk.
Did you know 50Cent has a new cologne?
Its called 50 Scent.
Sorry. I had to.
A perfume salesman was trying to sell me a bunch of odorless cologne.
I thought it was total non scents.
What did the canadian student say when his japanese teacher came to school wearing cologne?
Scents, eh?
What kind of cologne does a murderer wear?
Axe
If Elon Musk had his own brand of cologne
If I had 5 cents for every time I wore cologne
Then I probably wore 5 different colognes at a time
Cologne that doesn't have a smell makes no scents.
There are many cologne designers out there that are a bit crazy.
But they make scents to me
I want to create a cologne that is the scent of Mars.
Iβm calling it: Elon Musk
Did you know they make a cologne that smells like rocket fuel
They call it Elon Musk.
I bought some cologne
It was called Eternity but I had to return because it didn't last forever.
Cologne for Christmas
My girlfriend got me some Nautica brand cologne for Christmas. She asked me today how I liked it.
"It smells great, I'd give it an A+ if it weren't sea-worthy"
She walked out of the house
What do you call a cologne developed by Tesla?
Elon Musk
Elon musk should start a cologne and perfume company
he should call it "The Elon Musk"
Have you heard of that new cologne being released by Tesla?
Musk by Elon
What kind of cologne does a Tesla wear?
Elon Musk.
