I used to hate my boyfriends cologne

But then it started to rub off on me

I also posted this on Jokes so don't hate me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridgetothewild
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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I'm developing a new cologne for introverts

Leave me the Fuh Cologne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BloodDReaper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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There was this really advanced and expensive cologne that came out last week.

Elon musk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hfoste1380
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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An NBA player was penalized for spraying cologne on a chicken.

It was a fragrant fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What was Harry Carey’s favorite cologne?

Eau le Cow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/envengpe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Did you hear that Tesla is entering the lifestyle brand market with a new cologne?

Elon Musk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prendrefeu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Did you know 50Cent has a new cologne?

Its called 50 Scent.

Sorry. I had to.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laluabbott
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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A perfume salesman was trying to sell me a bunch of odorless cologne.

I thought it was total non scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What did the canadian student say when his japanese teacher came to school wearing cologne?

Scents, eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unicornsponge
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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What kind of cologne does a murderer wear?

Axe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TehSpockinator
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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If Elon Musk had his own brand of cologne
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrimmWhiskey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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If I had 5 cents for every time I wore cologne

Then I probably wore 5 different colognes at a time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sizkowsky
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Cologne that doesn't have a smell makes no scents.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DickStrong
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2016
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There are many cologne designers out there that are a bit crazy.

But they make scents to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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I want to create a cologne that is the scent of Mars.

I’m calling it: Elon Musk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrassyBones
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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Did you know they make a cologne that smells like rocket fuel

They call it Elon Musk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kelaab
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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I bought some cologne

It was called Eternity but I had to return because it didn't last forever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conviction666
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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Cologne for Christmas

My girlfriend got me some Nautica brand cologne for Christmas. She asked me today how I liked it.

"It smells great, I'd give it an A+ if it weren't sea-worthy"

She walked out of the house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T_muld
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2014
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What do you call a cologne developed by Tesla?

Elon Musk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExEvo11
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Elon musk should start a cologne and perfume company

he should call it "The Elon Musk"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanaanRS
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Have you heard of that new cologne being released by Tesla?

Musk by Elon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pman6543
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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What kind of cologne does a Tesla wear?

Elon Musk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/principessa1180
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2018
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