Tesla just announced they’ll be including a bottle of their new cologne now with every car sold
I have been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I'm an airport building.
I hope it's not terminal.
I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes
My doctor says it’s terminal.
I used to hate my boyfriends cologne
But then it started to rub off on me
I also posted this on Jokes so don't hate me
I would tell you guys a joke about weather at an airport
Amusing hangar outside HOU airport
What type of flour is sold at airports?
Someone has collapsed on the luggage carousel at Heathrow Airport today
Medics at the scene have said " they are coming round slowly "
I suddenly realized I was going through the airport turnstile sideways, but it was too late...
I'm developing a new cologne for introverts
Why did the Jewish pilot refuse to land at the airport?
There was this really advanced and expensive cologne that came out last week.
I caught the flu at an airport once.
It was a terminal illness.
(Special thanks to my dog's friend's dad for this one)
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me.
She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle?”
I laughed in her face and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”
An NBA player was penalized for spraying cologne on a chicken.
My grandson’s dad joke ( very proud grandfather) What kind of chips do you get at the airport?
I saw Bill Gates at the airport today
Why are airport farts the best farts?
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
What was Harry Carey’s favorite cologne?
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
Seeing Airport Security confiscate all of my smuggled sausages out of my luggage...
...Really was the Wurst Case Scenario
Did you hear that Tesla is entering the lifestyle brand market with a new cologne?
Elon musk should start a cologne and perfume company
he should call it "The Elon Musk"
Did you know 50Cent has a new cologne?
Its called 50 Scent.
Sorry. I had to.
I'm starting a business in airports selling bags with the faces of Sid James, Hattie Jacques, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey and Joan Sims on them.
It'll be called "Carry On Baggage".
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
So my airports fell in the toilet
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
They’ve locked down Liverpool John Lennon Airport and all the passengers are trapped inside
Imagine, all the people...
I was diagnosed with a condition where I can't stop making airport jokes.
The doctor said it was terminal
A perfume salesman was trying to sell me a bunch of odorless cologne.
I thought it was total non scents.
I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes
My doctor says it’s terminal
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.
I think it may be terminal
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes
My doctor says it terminal
I have this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes.
My doctor says it’s terminal.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.
My doctor says it's terminal.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.
The doctor says it's terminal.
What do you call a cologne developed by Tesla?
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes
my doctor says it's terminal
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes
The doctor says it's terminal
Have you heard of that new cologne being released by Tesla?
I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts
I'm going to call it leave me the fuh cologne
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